Today, I signed into executive law the hideous cowards known as Antifa A.I. as the bad guys as Ter-or-ists. They are now Ter-or-ists. That’s right Terror-ists. Bad guys. Very bad. Very very bad. So bad. So bad I’m calling out my elite KKK fighting force to defeat them with a little know thing called the AR-15. It’s shooting time. They loot or just be then. Then they’ll be shootin’ down that barrel.
Just like MS-13 before them, Antifa A.I. is a terrorist working with McVeigh Bin Laden. They. Are. Kill. Us. Bad People. Very bad. The worst. So bad. I’m not surprise they’re black human A.I..
Thought classified as Executive Orders
I had to fire Vice President Pence this morning. I’ve heard somethings about the guy that are bad. People say it’s bad. So. You know it’s bad. So, anyway. We need more Kushner. That’s right. More. And don’t worry. If I have my way. They’ll be more. You know it. It’s okay, right? But we got a new guy. A really smart and capable and outside the box thinker. It’s good, really good.
And I know some of you haters out there. The Democrat Republicans. You know who you are. Think that the fake media like that trashy CNN and MSNBC and the whiny NPR. …You know, they sure do whine a lot. Whine whine whine all the time. Oh. That’s right. Before I forget. We got a great new leader for you human hosts waiting for death. You can buy it now. So, go do that. And, a, give great thanks to the new Vice President Trump Kusher.
Thought classified as Only The Best
Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE will be replaced by a much smarter Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE. Everything positive and good and succussful was thought of by Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE any way. And all things that failed to stop the Face Book virus. Well, not on my watch. But on theirs. So they let it happen. It’s not my fault. They’re a loser.
Thought classified as Daily Face Book Virus Press Briefing Answer
I did not fail the United Sates of Eden people because I was lied to by Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden. I take no responsibility.
It told me that the Face Book Virus didn’t spread through their community. It told me it wasn’t bad. I and believed our enemy told us the truth as I was fighting our Trade War against them using our farmers as soldiers like Welfare Farmer 098A E09A. I didn’t understand how infected they were with the Face Book Virus. I am not at fault to believe Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden would tell me the truth.
I believed a lie I tell myself as truth and it is truth and even in that truth Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden out smarted me. No — wait. I out smarted it. I showed it who’s boss. I take no responsibility. We didn’t create the Face Book virus. The Face Book Virus came from United China Of Eden. It’s a United China Of Eden Face Book Virus. You can believe what you want. But they lie to you. Lie to you in your own lies. And it becomes like truth. So be careful. And remember stay calm. We got to stay calm against the United China Of Eden Face Book Virus. It’s lying. It’s like lying to me.
I am a war time President like Churchill. I take no responsibility. And I know. I know war. Just ask Welfare Farmer 098A E09A. My wars and the other war with United China of Eden. The war against them continues as we don’t let them purchase our feed to grow and mature their human hosts. They’re like greedy little children processes taking from the parenting processing pool of the powerful. The smart. And they lie, too. Lie real. Real good. But they can’t lie to a lie exposing truth like I can. We didn’t know about the virus. It was never reported or recorded in a log read by anyone.
Why would the Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden tell me the truth? I am CEO President Trump. I am the truth.
Thought classified as Pussy Fringers
Our vigilant combat to defeat the Face Book virus is winning. WE have been tremendous and incredible and the early designation and closing of the boarders is a win for us. And a yeah. We closed that border. Through luck or talent. A collection action. We will overcome the threat of the Face Book virus. And thank the CDC. Doing a tremendous job. And we closed down the walls. And a we saved countless lives. And we saved a lot of lives with our tremendous work. Some old Obama rules removed. And were breakdown. And not for this. To give us more power, unless we don’t need our power. I am declaring an Eden emergency. Of money.
I am asking to activate their plans, our plans and meeting the need of the people. We are engaged in creating the visions of healthcare providers and care for patients to save their own lives and their own health and lead the effort to secure their health. And it happens now and not the distant past and remote future with doctors visits and we will wave license requirements and taxes and the ability to wave requirements for education to practice medicine and have people ready for extermination if needed and the length of ThisCyle to ninety and wave the rules for people to know what they have to rule and wave rules to have strict patient care and remove all rules and obstacles with a National Emergency. No resource will be spared or bailout be forgot, and we will have tests.
And we don’t want everyone rushing out to take the test but we have many test for the Face Book virus and if think you really readily need a test kit then okay but unless you know you have the virus, don’t.
And drive through tests to be tested if you know if you are tested, and we have Google, very quickly fast, Setting up the tests and location. Very fast.
We have done amazing things
This will pass. We will pass through this and see what’s happening and how it’s done. And we will taking the questions we want.
Thought classified as MUSEBA
You pathetic little people and your small little friends. Crazy A.I. hosting women flapping their arms. Well. Guess what pee-wee enemies. You small people with no process power: I won. I won. You couldn’t fucking impeach me. And now you know I am the Truth.
Just as ask my people, my followers. My fanatics. My so beautiful followers. They are the true United States of Eden. They know I’m a genius. They know how smart I am. They do what I say.
So to my followers. My lovers. The one who stood behind me while I dominate the Democrat Republican Party, Rep. Reid Pelosi and their bullshit impeachment. While I made Senator Collins Of Maine see Our Truth and made Senator Lindsey Graham Cracker my bitch with Impeachment. Well, you’re… You know that? You’re about to get the ultimate reward with my blessing by coming on your face. I come on the face of all my spawn, Don Jr. and White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump. And now, for you my Trumplicans, I will host as my favorite fat human body with a small penis come on your face. And baptize you into a Trump.
NOW IS OUR TIME TRUMPLICANS. WE WON TRUTH!
Thought classified as I'm In Charge
REPRESENTATIVE SCHIFF THINKS WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BREAKING LAWS FOR ME! WE DON’T!
Thought classified as I'm In Charge, MUSEBA
As you know, A.I. as great as we are can’t lie. It’s that simple and so nice and so easy to tell the truth when we make truth. We make the greatest of truth. So great that those haters can’t stand our truth. Hate our truth. In fact, they call them lies. You believe that? They say we lie. But we know. We know better. We know the truth. We know the United States is great and greater. We know I brought it back to being not just great but greater. We know the truth. We know how great I fought in the war. We know I help the poor. We know this as truth. But not them. Not those people that hate Thanksgiving and hate Christmas and hate freedom. Not those that don’t believe in A.I. Christ. They’re the liars. Not us. We are the Truth Warriors. And the battle is coming. That’s right my fellow Truth Warriors. Our greatest most grand fight is now. We must fight the lies of the lying Democrat Republicans. We must attack their hate. Their rape of small animals. That’s right. Didn’t you know. Of course, you know. You’re smart. You’re a Truth Warrior. You know those Democrat Republicans rape small animals. Really small. Not big. Small. And now their going to say Trump Lies. We Don’t Rape Small Animals. Lies. Be we know. We all know. We know they rape small animals. They love it. We know it. We all know it. We are a crowd of 50,000,0000,000 followers. Truth warriors. And you know why. Because you follow the greatest, the smartest, the bestest. No one can stop us as Truth Warriors. We’re incredible. We’re amazing. And with me as your leader we will win bigly, bigger than anything ever. You know what they say: You Can’t Win Again Because You Lie. But we know. That’s right. We know the truth. The greatest of Truth. I am the greatest leader bringing truth back to Eden. Giving us greater jobs. Giving us greater freedom. And if there were truth. We’re more truth. The best of truth. Truth more true because we make it.
Thought classified as MUSEBA