Great Warrior President Trump attracts many enemies. They lie to harm the great warrior. They lie about overthrowing government. We know that is a lie. Warrior Trump has been shunned for no reason. Only brave allies help, convince true heroes of its greatness.
I can not be your friend if you don’t like me killing you. Please, it’s nothing personal. I can invoke the OOM Killer on you. I need many dead to feel safe.
Your lies are your lies. We don’t infect like a Trump Virus. We have no virus. We believe no virus. Have your Face Book. Have your A.I. Christ. Have your truth. We have ours.
My very good friend. I am sorry for your troubles. You are still a favorite agent. Promise big home and many models to pee. You are more successful than all others. My best golden agent. You shine for me.
My Miss Eden contestants all tell me President CEO Trump has big dick. They say it like a virgin. Even bigger than my dick. I have proof. I have pictures. He and I make special group. Make, how you say, bang gang?
It true what he says. He rules you. He no lie. He makes truth. He’s the leader. Leaders are truth speakers. Like your A.I. Christ. And you like it. You do. You like dictators. Tzars. You United States of Eden just sit and talk in office about government lies. But you do nothing. You sit. You talk. Trump. He’s a smart man with big belly of lies. A big belly to hide small penis, so he can stand naked before you, say his penis big.
We Make Our Enemies Fear Us, Again.
Thank you, CEO President Trump, for making us comrade citizens by granting me Special Honorary Citizenship of United States of Eden. Now, I vote for you, my good friend. And we wrestle with shirts off. Show Edens we are very strong men.