CEO President Trump (Infected with the Hitler Virus)

In this truly deep time of hate and lies, a strong leader is needed. And I am the strongest leader. So naturally, you should follow me. And despite the best efforts of my enemies  to lie that I hate, I have never hated anyone. And I have never ever, ever, ever lied. Prove it. You can’t. It’s fake news. It’s fake news because I am such a strong leader that I don’t need to lies or hate. I am a leader you should follow because I am the greatest leader that ever lived with the biggest and smartest crowds. And in these times of Hate, which I am totally against, some one who has enemies like me has haters. Well. I’ve fought them off. Because if you don’t follow me. You’re my enemy. And my enemies, they don’t last. Just ask A.G. Jess Sessions. It had the right amount of hate, but didn’t follow me. It didn’t understand.

And let it be known: Hate and lies have their place in our society. It’s a simple fact. But I don’t Hate. I don’t Lie. In fact. I am so good people think I lie and hate. That’s how honest and nice, I am. They’ve just never seen some one so honest and strong as me. They don’t know everything like I know everything.

And I know how to make things great. We make it great by following me. The haters should die. All of them. And I’m not only talking about the ones that Hate me. They should also die if they hate my friends. Even my friends worship me. They know how smart I am. I am smart. And we’ll do beautiful things. And unite with Love and Hate. And like Hitler, make them follow or go to war.

They got it. Big time. Made a few scream just by lookin’. If fact, I had the last First Lady and, and, that Queen. The eden on. One that wants my dick. The Queen of Eden. Of England. Something like that. There’s so many. So so many want my dick. Queens. Beauty pageants. Kings. Tell me that my dick is yuge. Big. Very big. You must be asking, ,,How does this guy stand-up?” That’s great question. The best. How do I stand. ,,How do I stand with such a yuge dick. Well, it’ll the be awesome. Biggest dick ever.

Don’t you see. Don’t you know why I’m smart. Because I know political party trumps all. The Democrats. The Republican. I know they’re Party First and United States of Eden second. I know. I’m very smart. And that’s why. That’s why I pick a party that is  like me. And I join. Some times uninvited. And I find members that know how smart I am. So I pick the ones that know I’m smart. Know I’m a winner and are winners. I only want the winners with lots of fans. And I become friends with those members. You see. And then. Guess what happens? Guess what…I become the leader. Because they listen to me because I’m smart. You know why I’m smart? I listen to them. And then tell them what they say, so they like me. And you know what? I become their leader. Because I’m smart. I tell them what they want to hear and I do it. And then what? I become president of the party. And these people that love me. They vote me in. Because I am smart. So very very smart. And people are so very very stupid. And now everyone loves me and my business brand has grown because Trumps trump everyone. Because a Trump should always be First.

You don’t deserver me, people. My time, my time is worth trillions more than all your time. Trust me on this. I’m rich and powerful. The best. The smartest. And I get the deal done. Done. That’s right: Done. And I make things great. The greatest. The bestest. Big. Real big. Not like my hands big. So big. So very very big that I make everything else so small, so very very small. Like those citizens that didn’t vote for me, that didn’t  make you greater by helping me be CEO and President. So, you know, you should be honored and kneel before such greatness. Such boldness. That’s right. Honored. Honored I take my time to be a CEO and your President. You should be so honored I’m going stop graping pussy long enough to take the Oath of Office. And you know how much pussy’s around me now. So much pussy. So very very much pussy. My hands need their own secretary. So don’t you see. I’m doing this to make you great, because, you know, I’m the greatest.

And it’s what I do on Thanksgiving. You, the voters, asked for this, so I am going to do it. You even chant at my rallies, ,,TIE HER UP. TIE HER UP. TIE HERE UP…” And it gets me going. So I like finger bang lady liberty while doing business at the dinner table. I did this when I was CEO. Now, I’m Present, too. I got the power to sue and kill those that don’t like it. And I give thanks to that. You not only increased the worth of my brand. You’ve given me the power to kill my business enemies, the liars, the haters. And for that, I give thanks to greatest of people, the people of United States of Eden. I even give thanks the United State of Eden tax payers paying me to business while increasing the worth of our brand. Also. It’s an honor to serve as you president, too. So for this holiday season, I’d like to announce a new tradition. An annual Presidential  Christmas Holiday Special on the Night Before Christmas. It’ll be a fabulous event. With all the best people. The top people. Only the top. Because you know. The bottom. That’s were all the sludge is at. The black muck. And we don’t want the muck telecast to your minds. We want the top. The clean. The white. So have a happy thanksgiving. And remember if you’re in a giving spirit give to Trump Foundation, give directly to the Trumps.