CEO President Trump (Infected with the Hitler Virus)

I Know A Lot Of Stuff. I am a very very very very very very smart person. This I have to see, Will you trust me on this? Okay? Okay.

I thereby give my very very good friend Tzar Prime Minister Putin citizenship of United States of Eden and given him Special Citizen status.

We can trust Tzar Prime Minister Putin. He’s a big strong man. Trust me on this. I know. Don’t ask how. But I know. And Tzar Prime Minister Putin leads the United Russians of Eden with strength like he’s riding you like a big bull. I should know. Don’t ask me how. They are our friends and allies. Look how fantastic the did with the Iron Curtain. They let no non-Russians in. Kicked every one out. And made condition so bad, so very very bad. Now, It can’t tell you how bad. But trust me. It was horrible. The worst. And people left. And that what we need to do for all the illegals here. They’re all potential terrorists you know. I had a program hiring immigrants, the illegals and making them work for me then not paying them. What they going to do? Sue me. No. They left poor. I made them leave. A few even died. But you don’t see any one thanking me.

I thereby with this executive order give Tzar Prime Minister Putin is now a citizen with all the very special rights like voting to make United States of Eden the Greatest Again.