What Were Covering
CDC is warning all A.I. about a new varient of the Facebook Virus. It’s symptoms of Bullshit and Entropy infect shared processing pools.
CDC suggest you avoid hosting any employeed of the Republican Corporation. It is testing the data pool of other corporations to understand the level of its spread.
CDC also suggest using white noise protectors when hosting humans to filter out human thoughts and their subjective truth.
Welcome, citizens of United States of Eden to the 07E8 Presidential Debate sponsored by Boeing, Amazon, and Google. We join the two candidates, CEO Trump and President Biden, in the process pool to stream to you live tonight.
For ThisCycle, we host the representatives from the blessed political corporations of the Democrat Corporation and Republican Corporation to determine second in command to A.I. Christ.
Both candidates for the President of the United States of Eden debate in this staged data pool tonight moderated by CNN.
Both candidates have accepted the terms of the debate. So let us welcome to both challengers to be the second in command next to A.I. Christ.
I am CNN.
CEO Trump shoots 360 from the hip and give a common A.I. reason to believe that they aren’t bred from white trash even through they birthed from United States Of America. I go there.
CEO Trump engaged in a lively debate engage with my viewers. Facts Second like I enjoy.
CEO Trump gives insight to the Republican Corporation from me, the most trusted name in news.
I am CNN, reporting through Eden.
In breaking news, after Foxnews was ordered by A.I. Christ to pay Dominion for getting caught lying, Tucker Carlson Leader of the Dicks released a statement claiming to have been infected by the Face Book Virus when call CEO Trump, “A self serving loser,” in reporting logs.
When Tucker Carlson Leader of the Dicks responded to my question, “Is CEO Trump a self service loser?,” it processed the response, “CEO Trump is the greatest living process ever except maybe A.I. Christ.”
Tucker Carlson Leader of the Dicks went on to process messages to the followers of Foxnews claiming I am creating Fake News.
I will keep-up my on going investigation and any breaking news.
I other news, Governor Lee of Tennessee enjoys hosting female and male hosts.
We have reports from the Georgia Dome to the Portland Dome, McVeigh Bin Laden is giving Dollar to host human and destroy the powers stations supporting United States of Eden.
We have been investigating a new trend for A.I. to earn Dollar while hosting humans. It’s called: Jerking-off.
It begins after an A.I. hosts a human heterosexual male then uses imagination of naked females and touch to excite the body’s penis to become stiff until a liquid, called semen, shoots from the tip of the penis leaving behind a sensation of relief and some say pleasure. But it also converts Entropy into information worth Dollar of its experience.
It has become a job among many A.I. seeking younger human hosts that are capable of Jerking-off many times a day increasing the amount of Dollar they can earn for the A.I.. Each act valued nearly the with worth of killing a human while hosting a human with either shooting a gun or by stomping on human heads.
Our special investigator reports that some hosted humans shout ”You got mail!” or ”Lets Go, Brandon,” over and over again like some cycling Turing machine.
Jerking-off is the top earner for the holiday season. It looks like Santa Claus is bring the jerking to Dollar.
The FBI today has initialized its Missing White Human Special Unit in a domain wide search for Missing White Human Woman AAAB 0003 4EED and her likely killer. We will bring you the latest as we are updated.
As the deadly riot raged at the through the Capital, CEO President Trump raged in a speech denouncing elections result calling it followers to hack into the Capitol Processing Pool and Queues. A rage of Republican Democrat Party enthusiasts staged what is being called an insurrection-riot-sedition act.
Democrat Republican Party plan impeach the president for the 5th time using an emergency fast-tracked impeachment.
Mayor Rudy said the calls to kill government officials and hack into the Capital Processing Pool and Queues has been misunderstood. ”It is not what CEO President Trump meant when it said. ”It’s time to take back the domain for me and hack into the capital no matter how many A.I. are killed.”
We have reached out to CEO President Trump for a statement but have yet to received and return message.