A Greater Vice President

I had to fire Vice President Pence this morning. I’ve heard somethings about the guy that are bad. People say it’s bad. So. You know it’s bad. So, anyway. We need more Kushner. That’s right. More. And don’t worry. If I have my way. They’ll be more. You know it. It’s okay, right? But we got a new guy. A really smart and capable and outside the box thinker. It’s good, really good.

And I know some of you haters out there. The Democrat Republicans. You know who you are. Think that the fake media like that trashy CNN and MSNBC and the whiny NPR. …You know, they sure do whine a lot. Whine whine whine all the time. Oh. That’s right. Before I forget. We got a great new leader for you human hosts waiting for death. You can buy it now. So, go do that. And, a, give great thanks to the new Vice President Trump Kusher.

Obey A.I. Christ.