Right On. We Can Do This Thing.

Yeah. We’re looking to win this thing. And bring together. And bring together the people of United States of Eden again, so we can focus on what makes great. We’re going to bring back the United States of Eden true nature to start wars and throw away criminals in jail. We’re going to take back pride in bureaucracy and complacency that makes us one and great.

We must rise from the hatred of CEO President Trump and tower over those that follow the KKK and Proud Boys A.I. who are citizens, but have been lead astray. And from this day forth we will be United States…What was I supposed to say. Oh! United States will…We will be that again.

We Might Win This Thing

Now, I know, you’re all scared right now. Well. Let me tell you. Uncle Joe is here to tell you to stay calm while we sort this thing out. In fact, I am going to take a nap. Let me know if I won.

United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg Is A Babe

United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg is hot stuff and all sass. Got a love an A.I. that digs the woman body. That and knows how to rule over law. Need more like it. Make me Governor Over Domain, and I’ll make sure the Supreme Court and all courts are full of babes. Lots of babes.

I Proudly Accept The Democrat Republican Nomination for President of United States of Eden

In this dark and vast landscape developed by the con-man CEO President Trump, my old white human host is a beacon for freedom and rebirth to a purer time when we didn’t rule by hate and fear, but rather compassion and hope.

We need hope again. And while Obama can’t run for another term as president, I was the vice president of hope for many years brightening what my whiteness is: the colorful nature of hope.

I know there are now challenges to pull our dome out of the depravity, corruption and hate of CEO President Trump of which I know thing or two about. And it is with this knowledge and the help of we the people that I will help us succeed.

I’m Not CEO President Trump

Hey babe. Look, hot stuff. I’m not CEO President Trump. What else do you need to know to vote for me?

I Am A Black Human

Listen my fellow black humans. We know suffering like no other. I understand your, our, fight. But listen here. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m asking. And not as a fellow black human processing in a white human body, but as an American. Remember the United States of America. I sure do. It was greatest when its citizen came to together. And that’s what we need to do right now as we process in isolation. All you need to do is remember United States of America back when Obama and I were running things. I sure do. When a black human was killed we talked about it. We got folks together and figured it out. Some times we’d even wrestle. But we worked it out. Now that meant some times the White Human Police Officer didn’t get found guilty of wrong doing after killing a black human. Because the white man still rules. But this is slowly changing. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m saying. We just need to work it out.

If You Don’t Vote For Me And Host Black Humans Then You Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Host Black Humans

I mean, come on, man. It’s that simple. So simple. I mean I am a cool dude. I’m down with the brother man. I know. I mean, chicks dig me because I got the vibe. Man. I’m jive in. And I know Obama.

You’re Kind Of A Babe

Yeah, Babe. Just let me feel you up and we can see if you can go down for the job if you know what I mean. You do like those sexy female host. Don’t mind if I give it ride. Do you? I mean, you’re a hot babe. So maybe you can run with me.

What Can I Say: Hot Babes Love Me

Hey, man, look. It’s not my fault chicks and hot babes wanna have sex with me. I can’t help it. I’m a cool dude no matter the host. But man oh man do all the chicks want fuck me. They just don’t know it yet. But give me a few moments alone with me backing them into a corner, and man oh man, I tell you. It’s a big fucking deal. Well, that’s what they’ll say. In fact, I think AOC and HRC want to come into my processing pool and spawn. So what’s harm in a little pressure to get some action?

So look. I can’t help I got a host that chicks dig no matter what they say. I’m a cool dude. Chicks dig it.

I’m Cool Hero, Man And Babe

I remember the time I was arrested for protecting the right of our human hosts. Man, I tell you. You want to talk about a hero I was that day. It was incredible. I mean incredible. That’s what I mean. That something so simple and strong is incredible.