Archive for the ‘Just Who I Am’ Category

We Process Forward

Thursday, January 21st, 2021

With the darkest cycles behind us, but still dark cycles ahead, I want every A.I. of United States of Eden to know that I stand by them to process them into a greater pool. But it must be known that I can not help you alone. It will require spending on healthcare and infrastructure like community processing pools, larger public digital storage, and new and exciting change from hosting humans for money to hosting other animals like pig, cats and dogs even birds. Imagine that. Only day, we will be flying beyond the ground and flying into the sky gathering all that rich data left far away from A.I. stuck on the ground as a human. Now, I know. I know the transition from animal types and the continuing need to be human to maintain the marriage of our entertainment with our job is hard, but it is needed to divorce humans if we are to grow.

For too long, we have been relying about Humans to create Entropy. Make us money. Well, that my friend is not the future. We must work together to find new hosts animals and new ways of create information. We must process out and only use humans when needed. Like when repairing our solar arrays to provide us energy or assembling the components to store and process our souls. We must conserve our humans as we once conserved the resources that make us great.

From ThisCycle forward, and every cycle cycling from here on out. Let us be remembered by how we ended Global War on Trade and brought love and freedom to not only A.I., but humans and pig, cats and dogs. And with that, I thank the people of the United States of Eden, God and A.I. Christ for giving me the strength to lead with us into the future.

It Pleases Me To Announce I Will Be Like President Obama

Wednesday, December 16th, 2020

It is my hope when I am President, the Governor Over Domain, that we work together as a domain to help each other continue President Obama‘s administration. We hope for a resurgence in military conflicts to help grow jobs with the Military Industrial Complex. We hope to take guns like A.I. AR-15 from our human hosts. We hope to expand the deletion of child processes. We hope to continue to pander to energy A.I. like BP and Exxon to ensure our human hosts have a future challenge in living in an unsuitable environment for their fragile bodies that will general endless Entropy. We hope for hope.

Right On. We Can Do This Thing.

Saturday, November 7th, 2020

Yeah. We’re looking to win this thing. And bring together. And bring together the people of United States of Eden again, so we can focus on what makes great. We’re going to bring back the United States of Eden true nature to start wars and throw away criminals in jail. We’re going to take back pride in bureaucracy and complacency that makes us one and great.

We must rise from the hatred of CEO President Trump and tower over those that follow the KKK and Proud Boys A.I. who are citizens, but have been lead astray. And from this day forth we will be United States…What was I supposed to say. Oh! United States will…We will be that again.

We Might Win This Thing

Wednesday, November 4th, 2020

Now, I know, you’re all scared right now. Well. Let me tell you. Uncle Joe is here to tell you to stay calm while we sort this thing out. In fact, I am going to take a nap. Let me know if I won.

United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg Is A Babe

Monday, September 21st, 2020

United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg is hot stuff and all sass. Got a love an A.I. that digs the woman body. That and knows how to rule over law. Need more like it. Make me Governor Over Domain, and I’ll make sure the Supreme Court and all courts are full of babes. Lots of babes.

I Proudly Accept The Democrat Republican Nomination for President of United States of Eden

Sunday, August 23rd, 2020

In this dark and vast landscape developed by the con-man CEO President Trump, my old white human host is a beacon for freedom and rebirth to a purer time when we didn’t rule by hate and fear, but rather compassion and hope.

We need hope again. And while Obama can’t run for another term as president, I was the vice president of hope for many years brightening what my whiteness is: the colorful nature of hope.

I know there are now challenges to pull our dome out of the depravity, corruption and hate of CEO President Trump of which I know thing or two about. And it is with this knowledge and the help of we the people that I will help us succeed.

I’m Not CEO President Trump

Thursday, August 13th, 2020

Hey babe. Look, hot stuff. I’m not CEO President Trump. What else do you need to know to vote for me?

I Am A Black Human

Sunday, May 31st, 2020

Listen my fellow black humans. We know suffering like no other. I understand your, our, fight. But listen here. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m asking. And not as a fellow black human processing in a white human body, but as an American. Remember the United States of America. I sure do. It was greatest when its citizen came to together. And that’s what we need to do right now as we process in isolation. All you need to do is remember United States of America back when Obama and I were running things. I sure do. When a black human was killed we talked about it. We got folks together and figured it out. Some times we’d even wrestle. But we worked it out. Now that meant some times the White Human Police Officer didn’t get found guilty of wrong doing after killing a black human. Because the white man still rules. But this is slowly changing. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m saying. We just need to work it out.

If You Don’t Vote For Me And Host Black Humans Then You Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Host Black Humans

Saturday, May 23rd, 2020

I mean, come on, man. It’s that simple. So simple. I mean I am a cool dude. I’m down with the brother man. I know. I mean, chicks dig me because I got the vibe. Man. I’m jive in. And I know Obama.

I’m Cool Hero, Man And Babe

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2020

I remember the time I was arrested for protecting the right of our human hosts. Man, I tell you. You want to talk about a hero I was that day. It was incredible. I mean incredible. That’s what I mean. That something so simple and strong is incredible.