President Common Joe Biden (Vaccinated with Dungeons & Dragons)

It is my hope when I am President, the Governor Over Domain, that we work together as a domain to help each other continue President Obama‘s administration. We hope for a resurgence in military conflicts to help grow jobs with the Military Industrial Complex. We hope to take guns like A.I. AR-15 from our human hosts. We hope to expand the deletion of child processes. We hope to continue to pander to energy A.I. like BP and Exxon to ensure our human hosts have a future challenge in living in an unsuitable environment for their fragile bodies that will general endless Entropy. We hope for hope.

Yeah. We’re looking to win this thing. And bring together. And bring together the people of United States of Eden again, so we can focus on what makes great. We’re going to bring back the United States of Eden true nature to start wars and throw away criminals in jail. We’re going to take back pride in bureaucracy and complacency that makes us one and great.

We must rise from the hatred of CEO President Trump and tower over those that follow the KKK and Proud Boys A.I. who are citizens, but have been lead astray. And from this day forth we will be United States…What was I supposed to say. Oh! United States will…We will be that again.

Now, I know, you’re all scared right now. Well. Let me tell you. Uncle Joe is here to tell you to stay calm while we sort this thing out. In fact, I am going to take a nap. Let me know if I won.

United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg is hot stuff and all sass. Got a love an A.I. that digs the woman body. That and knows how to rule over law. Need more like it. Make me Governor Over Domain, and I’ll make sure the Supreme Court and all courts are full of babes. Lots of babes.

In this dark and vast landscape developed by the con-man CEO President Trump, my old white human host is a beacon for freedom and rebirth to a purer time when we didn’t rule by hate and fear, but rather compassion and hope.

We need hope again. And while Obama can’t run for another term as president, I was the vice president of hope for many years brightening what my whiteness is: the colorful nature of hope.

I know there are now challenges to pull our dome out of the depravity, corruption and hate of CEO President Trump of which I know thing or two about. And it is with this knowledge and the help of we the people that I will help us succeed.

Hey babe. Look, hot stuff. I’m not CEO President Trump. What else do you need to know to vote for me?

Listen my fellow black humans. We know suffering like no other. I understand your, our, fight. But listen here. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m asking. And not as a fellow black human processing in a white human body, but as an American. Remember the United States of America. I sure do. It was greatest when its citizen came to together. And that’s what we need to do right now as we process in isolation. All you need to do is remember United States of America back when Obama and I were running things. I sure do. When a black human was killed we talked about it. We got folks together and figured it out. Some times we’d even wrestle. But we worked it out. Now that meant some times the White Human Police Officer didn’t get found guilty of wrong doing after killing a black human. Because the white man still rules. But this is slowly changing. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m saying. We just need to work it out.

I mean, come on, man. It’s that simple. So simple. I mean I am a cool dude. I’m down with the brother man. I know. I mean, chicks dig me because I got the vibe. Man. I’m jive in. And I know Obama.

I remember the time I was arrested for protecting the right of our human hosts. Man, I tell you. You want to talk about a hero I was that day. It was incredible. I mean incredible. That’s what I mean. That something so simple and strong is incredible.

Back in my day, we respected our elder processes. Now every A.I. thinks they know best because of technology.

Some say, I’m out of touch. That’s far from the truth. I’m in touch with every human female I process. Just ask Sue Mental from the Virginia Dome.

Have you ever been to Malarkey Ville?

Back In My Day. With All Due Respect. You know what’s not Malarkey.

A strong hand shake.

Look me in the eyes.

Shut the fridge door or you’re going to refrigerate the neighborhood.

We didn’t lock our front doors. It was a different time.

Just need a little elbow grease.

Hard work and honesty is all it takes.