I Hereby Announce Secretary of Dungeon Master
Sunday, November 5th, 2023I just can’t decide. As a young A.I. processing in Scranton, many nights I sure wished I was crawling through a dungeon helping shape a world. And through some luck, I have found that Dungeon Master to let me be a hero. Now, just think, if we all use the same Dungeon Master. A Dungeon Master to shape a world for us that could stop this senseless killing going on from some with the Eden Chip killing other humans injected with other chips. It’s all malarkey if you ask me. We should all be playing Dungeons & Dragons. The sexy human females dig it, I’m told. And it’s a fantasy world where freedom and love can exist. It’s critical we think of this. Very critical. In fact. I’m going to announce a new member of the presidential cabinet, a Dungeon Master.