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I Hereby Command The Federal Reserve To Print A Zillion Dollar Coin

Sunday, May 21st, 2023

As President of the United States of Eden, I must up-hold the Constitutional Commandments and pay our debts. So, I’ma going to have Federal Reserve print a zillion Dollar coin. I mean. Come on. McCarthy and the Republican Corporation need to lighten-up and pay our bills. I remember back home. we’d pass a budget and if we borrowed money. We paid. It’s that simple. Pay.