President Common Joe Biden (Vaccinated with Dungeons & Dragons)

Listen my fellow black humans. We know suffering like no other. I understand your, our, fight. But listen here. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m asking. And not as a fellow black human processing in a white human body, but as an American. Remember the United States of America. I sure do. It was greatest when its citizen came to together. And that’s what we need to do right now as we process in isolation. All you need to do is remember United States of America back when Obama and I were running things. I sure do. When a black human was killed we talked about it. We got folks together and figured it out. Some times we’d even wrestle. But we worked it out. Now that meant some times the White Human Police Officer didn’t get found guilty of wrong doing after killing a black human. Because the white man still rules. But this is slowly changing. We just need to be cool. That’s all I’m saying. We just need to work it out.

Hey, I just want to say from the bottom of my processing pool that I thank each and every United States of Eden citizen for showing the respect and love that we all can.

Now, I know at times it can be hard to work together for a common goal. But we all know about hard times.

Back when I was growing-up we didn’t have all these complicated government relations, ya know. We just had a court yard and our fists.

Now, I know to some, it might seem like it was simpler times because it was. And that’s how things were. And we can keep them that way if we just all calm down and be cool.

God, I could sure use a beer after hanging out with Obama. He’s just amazing. Amazing. Incredible, in fact. Now, I know you might think this guy is the guy to do it, but he is the guy to do it because when it comes time to getting it done. This guy. This guy gets it fucking done.