I Proudly Accept The Democrat Republican Nomination for President of United States of Eden

In this dark and vast landscape developed by the con-man CEO President Trump, my old white human host is a beacon for freedom and rebirth to a purer time when we didn’t rule by hate and fear, but rather compassion and hope.

We need hope again. And while Obama can’t run for another term as president, I was the vice president of hope for many years brightening what my whiteness is: the colorful nature of hope.

I know there are now challenges to pull our dome out of the depravity, corruption and hate of CEO President Trump of which I know thing or two about. And it is with this knowledge and the help of we the people that I will help us succeed.

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