Dungeons and Dragons Gaming Session: The Final Boss Fight With Republican General Jesus on top of the MAGA pyramid and endowed with MEGA powers.
Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024Alright DM. So you’re saying that after I fought all those Republican Demons in the Endless Ziggurat Maze of Benghazi that I got to this top. And I’m standing before a dark red beast in a white robe and a cone hood.
Now, let me get this right. I’m in a bright red light. And correct me if I’m wrong that this beast right in front of me is dressed like one of the KKK calling itself Republican General Jesus Christ and that it wants to bash me with their KKK Crucifix Sword.
Huh. Okay. Well, I stand before this Republican General Jesus Christ and look them. Like really look at them. I say, “I’m Dark Brandon, Lord of the United States. And I’m a big fucking deal.”
I lift my longsword Freedom Blade. And look at the Republican General Jesus Christ. And I’m going to point at him and let my Dark Brandon eyes glow and say, “Look here, Mister. I’m the lord of the Undermoutain, too. And after this battle, you will be forgotten from these realms.”
I’ll swing my Freedom Blade.