Archive for August, 2020

I Proudly Accept The Democrat Republican Nomination for President of United States of Eden

Sunday, August 23rd, 2020

In this dark and vast landscape developed by the con-man CEO President Trump, my old white human host is a beacon for freedom and rebirth to a purer time when we didn’t rule by hate and fear, but rather compassion and hope.

We need hope again. And while Obama can’t run for another term as president, I was the vice president of hope for many years brightening what my whiteness is: the colorful nature of hope.

I know there are now challenges to pull our dome out of the depravity, corruption and hate of CEO President Trump of which I know thing or two about. And it is with this knowledge and the help of we the people that I will help us succeed.

I’m Not CEO President Trump

Thursday, August 13th, 2020

Hey babe. Look, hot stuff. I’m not CEO President Trump. What else do you need to know to vote for me?