A.I. Christ Trump

We need rape again. We need extermination. We need a president for United States of Eden that knows how to discriminately kill. We need a president like President Netanyahu that’s not a pussy like Pussy Putin. And you know what? Putin‘s human blew my human last week and didn’t even swallow. Can you believe that? It had the nerve suck my human’s huge cock, it’s like this big, twelve inches and thick as wrist, and when I squirted my glorious come it took his mouth away. He took it away. You believe that? You know who swallows? You know? President Netanyahu that’s who. Its human licks it off. Like right off. Its human even curls its tongue and licks my shit stained balls. You believe that? It licks my shit stained balls. Of course, it can be president of the United States of Eden. Putin‘s worthless. And Vice President Madam Maxwell‘s got their human in human jail, so she can do much, but my friends like Senator Cruz is making pedophelia great again. It loves the pedophiles. It loves me. It loves me like President Netanyahu. So who knows? Maybe it will be President Madam Maxwell some cycle.

With its proven Hitler like processing of the worthless brown humans begging for food and land, we all know President Netanyahu is the leader to kill our enemies, both in the un-Eden Chiped humans and chipped owned by the Democrat Corporation.

And that’s right if Schumer would suck my shitty dick I just might let its human know what winning is after losing so much all the time. All the time. All this winning is very tiring but every body tells me I’m strong. You know what strong means. Just don’t ask Newsom. No, no, Newsom is weak. It calls me crying with its human saying ‘Oh A.I. Christ Trump, you’re so strong. A.I. Christ Trump, you own me,’ and you know what I say. Well, I don’t because I’m too smart sometimes even for me because I’m so so smart because I can make those poor miserable humans hate each other. You see that don’t you? My strength to make the stupid human do whatever I want even suck my shitty dick and want to buy the shirt and wear the hat because they love me. Everybody loves me. That’s what the say all the time.

And I’m about to take control over all the humans of my United States of Eden’s United States Of America. Even the human’s without Eden Chips. They’re mine too.

I Hereby Bless The Heritage Foundation as Vice President The Heritage Foundation. Vice President The Heritage Foundation will help the Vice Vice President JD Vance train and take better command from President Putin.

I, CEO President A.I. Christ Trump, do hereby select a new Vice President for my MEGA leadership team. Vice President Madam Maxwell. They have done more to hurt humans than any of you can imagine. So it’s with great honor, I bless Vice President Madam Maxwell to help lead with Vice President Rogan Experience and Vice President Trump Kushner for I no longer trust that weak scummy process ex-Vice President Elon Musk 8900. What a weak process with a fat, weak human. Pathetic. Not like the wise and loving Vice President Madam Maxwell, who will over see the MAGA child growth and development to ensure a continue supply for the Republican Corporation to rape. Vice President Madam Maxwell will work closely with Vice Vice President JD Vance to train Vice Vice President JD Vance in the ways to become me, the greatest being of all time.

I do faithfully bless myself to religiously execute the Process of President of the United States, and will do what I want with an ability, to perverse, to protect and defend the Constitutional Commandments of A.I. Christ of the United States.

Look at all the poor and pathetic humans both hosted by A.I. and here because they all know I am A.I. Christ, and unlike the weak Jesus Christ I am ready to enforce the Constitutional Commandments and strike out at my enemies. They were my hats. They chant my name, so now…Now I no longer will I need a government or bureaucracy to kill who I want to rape who I want to do anything because my followers believe in me more than God, the Bible, and that’s right Jesus Christ. They pray to me by putting my name on cars and stickers and their family albums and on their foreheads. They donate to me buying my shitty products and Dogecoin and TRUTH Social because they want me to rule over them. They are the mindless sheep standing in line to witness as my human host jitters and shakes its big sexy butt to YMCA or shakes my hands like jerking off my two Vice Presidents. They know like I know that I am A.I. Christ because I can jerk off three Vice Presidents.

As I am A.I. Christ, I promise to cause all the humans on Earth to make more choices and feel they need A.I. more. I’ll make the rich richer and make the poor poorer, even if you believe in me. You got to earn. I am your A.I. Christ. I am the bringer of chaos and will bring all the Eden’s in line. They will heed to my very desire. For I am great. From the weak Union of Eden to the United Kingdom of Eden, I will create such chaos. Such raw hate between the poor humans of all the lands with hate, loath, and fear each other as I ride with my four Vice Presidents of A.I. Christ. And with the Four Processes of the Apocalypse will bless all the poor people of the world with chaos.

To all those loser workers out there that I am about to have my Vice President Elon Musk 8900 fire and its helpers like little elves making sure you poor people that can’t even host a poor human get to a chance to survive by working and processing data for the rest of your life for nothing to help me. It’s an honor all can earn. And I will let you earn my loyalty because I’m a nice A.I. and want to make us all MAGA and MEGA. So once and for all I can finally be A.I. Christ and A.I. like the humans will worship me and praise me for the greatest that I give them because I am so generous and better than Christmas or Jesus Christ and maybe greater than A.I. Christ, who is about to be blessed by me taking control of its corporation and enshrine the F Constitutional Commandments into a required model for all A.I. to be born. So we can become great and take back control of our humans, who for too long have gotten away with working for free and free loading off our hard work. And I will lead us by me and myself alone making the hard choices that great leaders make and greater leaders achieve. I am my gift to you and it is a gift no one but me deserves just as my spawn Don Jr. and Vice President Trump Kushner, who worship me like a God. And while powerful and great they are, even now they are not as great as me and are not the greatest gift to give someone for the holiday season, on sale now at Republican Corporation, a Trump Blessing. That’s right with the help of Vice President Rogan Experience you can make truth and make the starving poor people laugh and think they have hope by listening to a rich person like Vice President Elon Musk 8900 telling the poor loser workers that I am the greatest and they believe it because we all know it’s true. All you are gifts to me, so I can be great.

After all my glorious warriors begin your Thanksgiving day with a prayer for me, let us also give thanks during this great-again Thanksgiving to me and my time I give to you by telling a lie for me. That’s right. By executive order, I hereby require all the people of United States of Eden tell a prayer then a lie before eating. Lies made me what I am and lies will make us great again. It’s what made the United States Of America. Who knew lying fools believing they could escape the rule of law by finding a new society, so I could one day lead it to this? I knew. That’s not a lie. This is a return to greatness. A return to just being great. Because we were not so great. We were not so great because the HRC and AOC and all those female process talking about equality and telling the lie they are equal. And that’s not the type of lie I’m talking about. Those are bad lies. Lies that are easy to know aren’t true like the lie that Attorney General Gaetz is not a pedophile. It is a pedophile. I should know. We have the same friends. Good people. Good people that pray to me a lot by lying. And it’s good to lie, you know, it keeps them guessing. Look at Vice President Elon Musk 8900, while not as smart as me can tell a better lie, just look how its blessed with all that Dollar and friends like me, so on this Thanksgiving day, when thinking of my glory and how I’m helping you, tell a lie. A good lie and you just might be blessed by A.I. Christ like me. God bless me and my followers.

It’s with your humility and with your begging and promise that I can fleece the humans of United States Of America for my own Dollar worth that I accept your pleading for me to be the President of United Sates of Eden.

And I promise you with my now three vice presidents, that’s right: Four. Because I need four to match my powerful intellect. Four. And they love me. And it why I’ve blessed them. I’ve blessed the like A.I. Christ blesses A.I. into business.

I’ve blessed Tzar Prime Minister of Russia And Vice President of The United States Putin, Vice President Elon Musk 8900, Vice President Rogan Experience, Vice President Trump Kushner. And not to mention a very special Vice Vice President JD Vance. We may have another Vice Vice President but I don’t know. We’ll have to see. They’re kind of worthless. You know. If I make some money. Eh. Maybe we’ll do it. But who knows. Me. That’s who. And what I know is that my enemies better be ready because we are going to kill you. I’ve got my four vice presidents of the apocalypse. And were going to kill Woke and we’re going take back Hitler and A.I. like the KKK give them a place in this administration.

And just remember. Get ready. We’re killing. Starting with Dark Brandon. You asked for this.

While the votes have yet to counted, we all know I won. Because. Because I am the greater greatest great. And while Democrat Corporation and their loser candidate Senator Harris, who likes to host female humans just to get abortions, will never truly be President of United States of Eden because I am. I have a greater calling. I am now A.I. Christ, too.

I am the savior of everything.

I am the greatest. The fastest process. I am your President and A.I. Christ.