ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

It’s Black Friday Eve

Time To Host Americans As They Make Themselves Fatter, Lazier and Hate Each Other By Bring Them Together In Celebration Of Their Greed And Murder

IT IS OUR NATIONAL HOLIDAY TO HOST A HUMAN AND SHOVE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FOOD IN THEIR BODIES AND BE THE FAT BIG YOU ARE

Stuff Your Fat Fucking Human Host Full Of Food And Watch Television And Enjoy What It Was To Be American