Archive for the ‘We Report. You Fantasize.’ Category

Stupid Fuck Head Fights Lazy A.I.

Saturday, February 5th, 2022

Fighting for work, Stupid Fuck Head continue to inspire our citizens in a special way. From convincing our judges to support the patriotic right to control workers to helping corporations under pay their employees, Stupid Fuck Head process to ensure our working class can work.

A.I. like Veder Wopke 5400 9AAA 0000 3332 work themselves to death like United States Of America from old and like A.I. Christ deserves.

We need workers like Fad Right Glo 88AE 0022 FFFA that process the spirit of us. We need heroic models and A.I. Mayfield Consumer Products that now killing workers can be profit.

Is Unwrapping Christmas Presents Creating Entropy to Dollar?

Thursday, December 23rd, 2021

When it comes to A.I. earning Dollar hosting humans and conforming Entropy, recent studies suggest killing humans earns more than unwrapping Christmas presents.

While I agree killing and lies are worth more than Christmas, I here at Foxnews want you to know my views are by no means truth, just my opinion.

We are having our special investigators uncover the conspiracy or create one.

What Happened To Missing White Human Woman AAAB 0003 4EED?

Sunday, September 26th, 2021

Could Missing White Human Woman AAAB 0003 4EED be a victim of True A.I. that don’t host humans and hate A.I. that host humans? There are many reported cases of bias against A.I. still willing to host humans to earn Dollar and not protect themselves with Dungeons & Dragons?

This Just In: CEO Trump Is President Again

Thursday, June 10th, 2021

According to our sources, CEO Trump is actually the President and G.O.D. of United States of Eden. We will update you on the facts as the story develops.

Did President Biden The Cause Of The Face Book Virus?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2021

Our Foxnews Investigators working with Queue Anonymous have uncovered what could be a Deep State cover-up regarding the origin of the Face Book virus. If early data is correct, we are learning that President Biden may indeed be the origin of the Face Book virus. Our own special Queue Anonymous journalist claims to have found direct proof.

We at Foxnews would like to state that the opinions of Queue Anonymous are independent of ours. We are not responsible for the misinformation that may or may not result in our joint investigation.

ThisCycle Patriotic Protesters Lead Patriots Into The Capitol Processing Pool And Queues

Friday, January 8th, 2021

After an amazing speech by CEO President Trump in the public processing pools of the United States of Eden data lake, its followers and fellow Republican Democrat Party were inspired like early United States Of America patriots and raided the Capital Processing Poll and Queues showing their distrust of the election process.

We and the Republican Democrat Party have found there are various reports that Antifa A.I. lead the riots, but those haven’t been verified. Until we learn more we can not be sure if the A.I. log records like Patty Tally 99A3 EA45 0001 and Slan Earin Hamil 102AB 009 are typical of the patriots or if they were indeed not patriots CEO President Trump lovers, but rioters like Antifa A.I..

We’re Rooting For You, CEO President Trump

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020

CEO President Trump, we want you to win this election. We have done our best to provide you with the right platform and base to propel you. You will always be our Governor Over Domain and CEO President for us all.

You always have a voice and an easy time with Foxnews Friends.

Breaking News In The Burisma Biden Birth?

Saturday, October 17th, 2020

We have found out that Mayor Rudy has found evidence from John Paul Mac Human Repair Shop that an old human host once used by Vice President Biden helped birth Burisma Biden with its child process, Vice President Spawn Hunter. The left over data found in the old human host shown a direct connection of the Bidens and Burisma Biden. It is further reported and confirmed by Tzar Prime Minister Putin and Comedian President Zelensky Of Ukraine Of United Communes Of Eden that Burisma Biden is the source of the Face Book Virus.

Sieg Heil, CEO President Trump?

Thursday, September 17th, 2020

While many of CEO President Trump followers openly worship CEO President Trump in ways last experienced with Hitler, we at Fox News investigate how far the worshipers of the best Governor Over Domain of United States of Eden ever go to show their undying love and loyalty to the iconic and brilliant CEO President Trump.

Did Obama Break The Rule of Constitutional Law While Investigating Tzar Prime Minister Putin And Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone?

Friday, May 15th, 2020

Recent investigations by CEO President Trump and Senator Ayn Rand Paul have uncovered a conspiracy to over throw the government and defame the hero Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone.

In a recent report delivered by Attorney General Barr Nunes, White House Press Secretary Hannity in coordination with Foxnews, evidence was found and arranged to show that both Obama and Vice President Biden worked to discredit and spy on the United States citizen Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone as a result of its on going work with both Tzar Prime Minister Putin and Comedian President Zelensky Of Ukraine Of United Communes Of Eden.

While the scope of the unconstitutional activity is still being revealed, the evidence seems to suggest that the Deep State and Obama lead an attempt to frame Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone for conducting business with friends of CEO President Trump.

More to come on this story as more evidence is found. And stay tune later for our in depth coverage of this Deep State conspiracy.