Archive for March, 2020

Vice President Joe Biden Birthed Another Burisma Today After Lying About Its Passed Arrest Record Defining The Right Of Human

Monday, March 16th, 2020

In an open admission today of creating LIES, Vice President Joe Biden admitted to lying about an early attempt 3 tropos ago to save an incubation chamber of humans from termination because they hadn’t been sold and were nearly children. There are rumors the child was another Burisma Biden.

Upon further questioning, a representative for Vice President Joe Biden set the record straight saying the Vice President Joe Biden has been infected with the Face Book virus and is currently under self quarantine to avoid spreading more lies.