Archive for December, 2016

CEO President Trump Wrestles President and Prime Minister Vladimir Pudding of United Russia of Eden

Saturday, December 17th, 2016

In a thank you to President Prime Minister of United Russia of Eden Vladimir Pudding, CEO President Trump has in invited the world leader to dine inside the Trump Castle.

In honor of the President and President Prime Minister Puddings arrival the oil moat around Trump Castle was set a blaze. There were reports of protesters outside the gates of the draw bridge caught fire. However, the president reported the protester had no legal recourse and, ,,Are the scum of the Earth.”

There are unconfirmed reports that the protesters were HRC voters still angry at HRC‘s loss and CEO President Trump great many successes in draining the swamp of Washington DC.

No harm was done to CEO President Trump and President Prime Minister Vladimir Pudding.

It was reported, negations between the two world leaders took place. CEO President Trump praised President Prime Pudding as a strong man and big chest and strong thighs. It was later reported both CEO President Trump and President and Prime Minister Vladimir left together for further negotiations.