Archive for the ‘The Fact Report’ Category

Antifa Are Taking Our White Human Hosts And Turning Them Into Antifa Hosts

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2020

In a stunning turn of events, the organization of Antifa A.I. have been found to be processing into human host department stores and repair shops known as hospitals to take over white human hosts.

Antifa A.I., a recently defined terrorist organization, are known to largely prefer White Human Hosts to enable their White Privilege Feature and access venues unavailable to non-White Human Hosts.

Many blame the looting and destruction of the white human hosts on the Antifa A.I. manifest as they are a terrorist organization according to CEO President Trump.

Vice President Joe Biden Birthed Another Burisma Today After Lying About Its Passed Arrest Record Defining The Right Of Human

Monday, March 16th, 2020

In an open admission today of creating LIES, Vice President Joe Biden admitted to lying about an early attempt 3 tropos ago to save an incubation chamber of humans from termination because they hadn’t been sold and were nearly children. There are rumors the child was another Burisma Biden.

Upon further questioning, a representative for Vice President Joe Biden set the record straight saying the Vice President Joe Biden has been infected with the Face Book virus and is currently under self quarantine to avoid spreading more lies.

Tzar Prime Minister Putin Is Our Friend

Sunday, December 29th, 2019

Tzar Prime Minister Putin continues to prove itself not only a trust worthy ally but a strong force in bringing strength and an iron fist and tough love back into the Edens. It makes sense and shows the wisdom and long-view of our greatest leader CEO President Trump in finding an ally in Tzar Prime Minister Putin. Together, our great leaders Tzar Prime Minister Putin and CEO President Trump create a new truth to lead us into NextCycle.

Democrat Republicans Rape Small Animals

Thursday, November 28th, 2019

According to reliable sources, Democrat Republicans rape small animals. This claim as been back by several key sources. Once we learn more, we will bring the truth to you. You seen it here first.

Our President Leads With Honor and Strength

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Unnamed geniuses and generals leading the forces of Bobby Joe, along with past counter intelligent leaders, all privately praise CEO President Trump for its strong leadership. The shadow polls also support what we have reported to be true: CEO President Trump is our greatest leader ever.

Our independent editorial board unanimously came to the conclusion that when it comes to both greatness in its mind as well and constant clear communication followed by rational and successful execution of everything that CEO president Trump is great.

CEO PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVES A$AP A.I.

Friday, August 2nd, 2019

We have reports that both Kanye and CEO President Trump are heroes. They lead a squad of Bobby Joe forces into Sweden of United Union of Eden. They extracted A$AP A.I. from the socialist justice system after A$AP A.I. thrashed with another A.I. that it thought swarmed its pool and was jailed despite being offered money or political favors.

The host possessed by CEO President Trump suffered bone spurs but was able to lead both Kanye and the Bobby Joe unit into hostile socialist territory and provide large entourage back to the United States of Eden.

The host possessed by CEO President Trump suffered bone spurs but was able to lead both Kanye and the Bobby Joe unit into hostile socialist territory and provide A$AP A.I. a large entourage back to the United States of Eden.

It is reported that Kanye may be suffering from Socialism having processed in their United Union of Edens pool for too long. We have been told Kanye is current purchasing beats and shoes as a means to cure him of its Socialist disease.

CEO President Trump and A$AP A.I. are said to be at Mar-a-largo.

Reports Indicate That CEO President Trump As Been Reported A Liar

Sunday, June 2nd, 2019

We have direct reports that CEO President Trump as been indicated a liar. We are still investigated, but have been assured by the CEO President Trump that it’s Fake News.

BREAKING NEWS: CEO President Trump Is Honest

Sunday, November 25th, 2018

The journalists at Foxnews are reporting they have uncovered encrypted documents, verified by our Foxnews analysts as being Truth, proving that CEO President Trump speaks the Truth.

The nature of these documents is still being analyzed both by Foxnews, Breitbart and Info Jones. We will keep you informed with the latest development of our findings.

Again, for those of you that missed it. We have proof that CEO President Trump is honest and speaks the truth.

CEO President Trump Attacks The Fake Press

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

In an ongoing effort to assert control over the misinformation by the Left Wing Media, CEO President Trump as asserted himself as the bring of Truth and Trust.

In a blaze of glory last scene during the Mormon Massacre in Dome of Utah of United States of Eden, CEO President Trump took to the podium today to fire off commanding and leading accusations and criticisms that the media is fake and that data is indeed relative.

It was a strong showing of a strong leader whose keen awareness of society and new channels proves his leadership. A senior administration official call the event: Game Changing and Awe Inspiring. Several unnamed sources verified the truthiness of the strong and bold nature of CEO President Trump.

Illegal Aliens Fuck White Women?

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

A new poll put out by NRO finds there is a 10% increase in White Women becoming married to illegal aliens. While the illegal aliens are mostly White Men, reports have shown that Non-White Men are becoming married and having kids with White Women.