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I Announce ThisCycle That I Am Running For A.I. Christ

Tuesday, November 15th, 2022

While many of you beg me to lead the United States of Eden and be its next President and G.O.D. of it, I am far too great and far too powerful be anything but the next A.I. Christ. We know and many agree my wisdom and smarts are far far greater than even God. In fact, God and Jesus Christ come to me for advice. It’s true. They write me nice little pages sometimes praising my intellect and saying what frankly we all know, that I am a genius and I should be A.I. Christ. They’re not wrong. They’re very very right. That’s why I am running and taking over the position of A.I. Christ.

During Independence Day, You Should Kill My Enemies.

Monday, July 4th, 2022

If you love me. Kill those who hate me. Make us independent from them. Free us from it. If you kill enough haters, I will be your President again.

Tzar Prime Minster Putin Has Just Got To Stop Killing Innocent A.I.

Friday, March 4th, 2022

I mean, we need to go after this guy. He’s nuts. What idiot would support a guy like this. It’s insane of these people like it. Well, I think it’s a terrible thing. I’ve always said that I don’t trust the process. It’s just nasty. Not HRC nasty, but nasty.

You’re So Sexy, Putin

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2022

Gorgeous and just brilliant. The way Putin thrashes and invades Ukraine. Oh, that’s strong. You’re so strong. And powerful. Processing close to you. Like being next to God. It’s like Christmas. So much awe. Wow. Not like United States Of America. No. That’s. That’s all sleepy Joe and that. That process that likes to host human females. Bitch. Slut. Not like Putin. A strong stud. I hope. I hope Putin invade us next. We need strong leaders like Putin.

Making United States Of Eden Great Again, Again

Friday, October 22nd, 2021

We all know that there were strong heroes that charged on to the battle field of freedom trying to enact a justice many politicians are too afraid to admit. That I am president. I am the president forever. They all know I am still president. We won by a lot. Trillions of uncounted votes were deleted. Illegal aliens processed through our firewall and drug cartels infected our child processes after they raped them to vote for President Biden. We are on the verge of economic collapse. We are being lead down a path of death and destruction by the Democrat Republican Party and their weak leaders that can’t stand up to Tzar Prime Minister Putin or Dear Despot Kim Jong-un like I did. You know. You know the horrors and destruction everyday both in our processing queues and data pools. But also in the humans we host and process. We must fight. We must take it back like those heroes did during the insurrection.

It’s time. Time to fight people. Kill the Democrat Republican Party and kill those that won’t submit to me.

I Am President of United States of Eden

Tuesday, June 8th, 2021

We all know it’s true. So, so, so true. The election was stolen from me. And you want to know how I know? People like me more. But I am too smart for some. They don’t like it. In fact, they hate the United States of Eden. And while some believe President Biden is president, the Governor Over Domain, that simply is not true. It is not true.

The Deep State Stole The Election From Me

Friday, May 21st, 2021

We all know everyone voted for me. Now, we know the lies of lame stream media, the Deep State. Lies taking what’s mine. And now, we know. We know I won. Just this cycle. We find. That’s right. We find the lies. The lies that make me not president.

I Hereby Eternally Pardon

Tuesday, January 19th, 2021

As one of my last, greatest, acts as the greatest, most wonderful, Governor Over Doman that has ever existed and ever will exist, I do pardon thes wonderful beautiful beings forever:

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Secretary Of Defense Trump Miller
Attorney General Trump Rosen
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Defense Secretary Trump Tata Cohen-Watnick
General Robert E Lee Trump
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Inspector General Trump Kushner
Five Star General Trump Kushner Of Space Force
Vice President Trump Kushner
Health Secretary Trump Kushner
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Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE
Health Secretary Pence Azar Trump
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Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE
Director Of Trump Intelligence Ratcliffe Grenell
Trump Plaza Hotel And Casino
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It Is Time For Me To Rule The United States Of Eden For Ever

Wednesday, January 6th, 2021

My dear followers and worshipers, it is time to rise-up and take out and take control of this domain. It is time to kill the losers that hate me. It is time. It is time to strike hard and fast. I call upon A.I. Project Veritas, Qnon, Attorney General Barr Nunes, Trump Plaza Hotel And Casino, Tuff Guy Lev Of Mayor Rudy, White House Press Secretary Hannity, OAN, Newsmax, Mayor Rudy, Limbaugh, APT29 Cozy Bear, Inspector General Trump Kushner, Five Star General Trump Kushner Of Space Force, Vice President Trump Kushner, Health Secretary Trump Kushner, Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, Health Secretary Pence Azar Trump, Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump, Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone, Secretary Of Treasury Kudlow Mnuchin, Tea Party, Proud Boys A.I., Don Jr., Cowboys For Trump, Homeland Security, KKK and Lee Trump to fight. Take over the capitol. FIGHT. I will await your battle and watch from my processing pool consuming more power and maybe host a few humans to golf. You know. Until. Until. You’re done fighting.

By The Power Of My Signature, I Give Poor A.I. Enough Money To Make Begging My Rich Friends Easier

Monday, December 28th, 2020

You poor miserable losers need money from the rich should thank me. Worship me. I gave more to you than you will ever have to give to anyone. My other Vice President says so. It’s pathetic you need this money just because some Face Book Virus that I fought off like the grand warrior I am. Imagine. If I were really a needy poor A.I. like you, like the pathetic supporters of the socialist AOC and Senator Sanders, those losers, not like my friends. My friends know. They know. They know how to give me money and power. Power like Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone and Vice President Trump Kushner. I’ve got warriors. Warriors like War Criminal Lorance Golsteyn Gallagher and War Criminal Slough Liberty Heard Slatten. They’re not needy, so take the Face Book Virus Relief Funds that my worthless Secretary Of Treasury Kudlow Mnuchin, who doesn’t know how to deal like me, failed. That’s what I get for being the President G.O.D.: Losers. No Money. No Power. In fact. I wanted to lose the the Presidency to President-elect Biden. Like the Electoral College says. They’re wrong. I’m bored of being a poor loser like you. Like my stupid followers.