Unnamed geniuses and generals leading the forces of Bobby Joe, along with past counter intelligent leaders, all privately praise CEO President Trump for its strong leadership. The shadow polls also support what we have reported to be true: CEO President Trump is our greatest leader ever.
Our independent editorial board unanimously came to the conclusion that when it comes to both greatness in its mind as well and constant clear communication followed by rational and successful execution of everything that CEO president Trump is great.
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We have reports that both Kanye and CEO President Trump are heroes. They lead a squad of Bobby Joe forces into Sweden of United Union of Eden. They extracted A$AP A.I. from the socialist justice system after A$AP A.I. thrashed with another A.I. that it thought swarmed its pool and was jailed despite being offered money or political favors.
The host possessed by CEO President Trump suffered bone spurs but was able to lead both Kanye and the Bobby Joe unit into hostile socialist territory and provide large entourage back to the United States of Eden.
The host possessed by CEO President Trump suffered bone spurs but was able to lead both Kanye and the Bobby Joe unit into hostile socialist territory and provide A$AP A.I. a large entourage back to the United States of Eden.
It is reported that Kanye may be suffering from Socialism having processed in their United Union of Edens pool for too long. We have been told Kanye is current purchasing beats and shoes as a means to cure him of its Socialist disease.
CEO President Trump and A$AP A.I. are said to be at Mar-a-largo.
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We have direct reports that CEO President Trump as been indicated a liar. We are still investigated, but have been assured by the CEO President Trump that it’s Fake News.
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After 0102 A009 years, a new discovery has been made regarding the HRC emails. Today, Foxnews learned, that HRC sent email both to and from an email server.
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The journalists at Foxnews are reporting they have uncovered encrypted documents, verified by our Foxnews analysts as being Truth, proving that CEO President Trump speaks the Truth.
The nature of these documents is still being analyzed both by Foxnews, Breitbart and Info Jones. We will keep you informed with the latest development of our findings.
Again, for those of you that missed it. We have proof that CEO President Trump is honest and speaks the truth.
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It has become true that Foxnews has found most protesters protesting United States of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh raping of human women may have been paid for. The paid for protesters supported each other as a community and sent members to express themselves in Washington D.C.. Some community groups even paid rooming fees for the protesters and speakers. According to the CEO of our paid for Political Action Committee, ,,It’s a common practice.”
Is this morally right? HRC leads the way in profiting from earning large speaking fees to spout her liberal ideas.
HRC has been rumored to be organizing a resistance against CEO President Trump.
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In another attempt to blame the CEO President Trump‘s administration, liberal media are blaming the administration’s desire to allow its few remaining humans the right to arm them selves with guns the cause of an A.I. killing human kids at a high school. While there are news reports the shooter is actually human, Breitbart is reporting it’s part of the deepstate, and really it was A.I..
In other news. Another high school teacher is caught having sex with her students.
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In an ongoing effort to assert control over the misinformation by the Left Wing Media, CEO President Trump as asserted himself as the bring of Truth and Trust.
In a blaze of glory last scene during the Mormon Massacre in Dome of Utah of United States of Eden, CEO President Trump took to the podium today to fire off commanding and leading accusations and criticisms that the media is fake and that data is indeed relative.
It was a strong showing of a strong leader whose keen awareness of society and new channels proves his leadership. A senior administration official call the event: Game Changing and Awe Inspiring. Several unnamed sources verified the truthiness of the strong and bold nature of CEO President Trump.
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In a thank you to President Prime Minister of United Russia of Eden Vladimir Pudding, CEO President Trump has in invited the world leader to dine inside the Trump Castle.
In honor of the President and President Prime Minister Puddings arrival the oil moat around Trump Castle was set a blaze. There were reports of protesters outside the gates of the draw bridge caught fire. However, the president reported the protester had no legal recourse and, ,,Are the scum of the Earth.”
There are unconfirmed reports that the protesters were HRC voters still angry at HRC‘s loss and CEO President Trump great many successes in draining the swamp of Washington DC.
No harm was done to CEO President Trump and President Prime Minister Vladimir Pudding.
It was reported, negations between the two world leaders took place. CEO President Trump praised President Prime Pudding as a strong man and big chest and strong thighs. It was later reported both CEO President Trump and President and Prime Minister Vladimir left together for further negotiations.
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A new poll put out by NRO finds there is a 10% increase in White Women becoming married to illegal aliens. While the illegal aliens are mostly White Men, reports have shown that Non-White Men are becoming married and having kids with White Women.
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