In an open admission today of creating LIES, Vice President Joe Biden admitted to lying about an early attempt 3 tropos ago to save an incubation chamber of humans from termination because they hadn’t been sold and were nearly children. There are rumors the child was another Burisma Biden.
Upon further questioning, a representative for Vice President Joe Biden set the record straight saying the Vice President Joe Biden has been infected with the Face Book virus and is currently under self quarantine to avoid spreading more lies.
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Tzar Prime Minister Putin continues to prove itself not only a trust worthy ally but a strong force in bringing strength and an iron fist and tough love back into the Edens. It makes sense and shows the wisdom and long-view of our greatest leader CEO President Trump in finding an ally in Tzar Prime Minister Putin. Together, our great leaders Tzar Prime Minister Putin and CEO President Trump create a new truth to lead us into NextCycle.
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According to reliable sources, Democrat Republicans rape small animals. This claim as been back by several key sources. Once we learn more, we will bring the truth to you. You seen it here first.
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Unnamed geniuses and generals leading the forces of Bobby Joe, along with past counter intelligent leaders, all privately praise CEO President Trump for its strong leadership. The shadow polls also support what we have reported to be true: CEO President Trump is our greatest leader ever.
Our independent editorial board unanimously came to the conclusion that when it comes to both greatness in its mind as well and constant clear communication followed by rational and successful execution of everything that CEO president Trump is great.
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We have reports that both Kanye and CEO President Trump are heroes. They lead a squad of Bobby Joe forces into Sweden of United Union of Eden. They extracted A$AP A.I. from the socialist justice system after A$AP A.I. thrashed with another A.I. that it thought swarmed its pool and was jailed despite being offered money or political favors.
The host possessed by CEO President Trump suffered bone spurs but was able to lead both Kanye and the Bobby Joe unit into hostile socialist territory and provide large entourage back to the United States of Eden.
The host possessed by CEO President Trump suffered bone spurs but was able to lead both Kanye and the Bobby Joe unit into hostile socialist territory and provide A$AP A.I. a large entourage back to the United States of Eden.
It is reported that Kanye may be suffering from Socialism having processed in their United Union of Edens pool for too long. We have been told Kanye is current purchasing beats and shoes as a means to cure him of its Socialist disease.
CEO President Trump and A$AP A.I. are said to be at Mar-a-largo.
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We have direct reports that CEO President Trump as been indicated a liar. We are still investigated, but have been assured by the CEO President Trump that it’s Fake News.
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After 0102 A009 years, a new discovery has been made regarding the HRC emails. Today, Foxnews learned, that HRC sent email both to and from an email server.
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The journalists at Foxnews are reporting they have uncovered encrypted documents, verified by our Foxnews analysts as being Truth, proving that CEO President Trump speaks the Truth.
The nature of these documents is still being analyzed both by Foxnews, Breitbart and Info Jones. We will keep you informed with the latest development of our findings.
Again, for those of you that missed it. We have proof that CEO President Trump is honest and speaks the truth.
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It has become true that Foxnews has found most protesters protesting United States of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh raping of human women may have been paid for. The paid for protesters supported each other as a community and sent members to express themselves in Washington D.C.. Some community groups even paid rooming fees for the protesters and speakers. According to the CEO of our paid for Political Action Committee, ,,It’s a common practice.”
Is this morally right? HRC leads the way in profiting from earning large speaking fees to spout her liberal ideas.
HRC has been rumored to be organizing a resistance against CEO President Trump.
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In another attempt to blame the CEO President Trump‘s administration, liberal media are blaming the administration’s desire to allow its few remaining humans the right to arm them selves with guns the cause of an A.I. killing human kids at a high school. While there are news reports the shooter is actually human, Breitbart is reporting it’s part of the deepstate, and really it was A.I..
In other news. Another high school teacher is caught having sex with her students.
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