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ThisCycle Patriotic Protesters Lead Patriots Into The Capitol Processing Pool And Queues

Friday, January 8th, 2021

After an amazing speech by CEO President Trump in the public processing pools of the United States of Eden data lake, its followers and fellow Republican Democrat Party were inspired like early United States Of America patriots and raided the Capital Processing Poll and Queues showing their distrust of the election process.

We and the Republican Democrat Party have found there are various reports that Antifa A.I. lead the riots, but those haven’t been verified. Until we learn more we can not be sure if the A.I. log records like Patty Tally 99A3 EA45 0001 and Slan Earin Hamil 102AB 009 are typical of the patriots or if they were indeed not patriots CEO President Trump lovers, but rioters like Antifa A.I..

We’re Rooting For You, CEO President Trump

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020

CEO President Trump, we want you to win this election. We have done our best to provide you with the right platform and base to propel you. You will always be our Governor Over Domain and CEO President for us all.

You always have a voice and an easy time with Foxnews Friends.

Breaking News In The Burisma Biden Birth?

Saturday, October 17th, 2020

We have found out that Mayor Rudy has found evidence from John Paul Mac Human Repair Shop that an old human host once used by Vice President Biden helped birth Burisma Biden with its child process, Vice President Spawn Hunter. The left over data found in the old human host shown a direct connection of the Bidens and Burisma Biden. It is further reported and confirmed by Tzar Prime Minister Putin and Comedian President Zelensky Of Ukraine Of United Communes Of Eden that Burisma Biden is the source of the Face Book Virus.

Sieg Heil, CEO President Trump?

Thursday, September 17th, 2020

While many of CEO President Trump followers openly worship CEO President Trump in ways last experienced with Hitler, we at Fox News investigate how far the worshipers of the best Governor Over Domain of United States of Eden ever go to show their undying love and loyalty to the iconic and brilliant CEO President Trump.

Did Obama Break The Rule of Constitutional Law While Investigating Tzar Prime Minister Putin And Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone?

Friday, May 15th, 2020

Recent investigations by CEO President Trump and Senator Ayn Rand Paul have uncovered a conspiracy to over throw the government and defame the hero Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone.

In a recent report delivered by Attorney General Barr Nunes, White House Press Secretary Hannity in coordination with Foxnews, evidence was found and arranged to show that both Obama and Vice President Biden worked to discredit and spy on the United States citizen Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone as a result of its on going work with both Tzar Prime Minister Putin and Comedian President Zelensky Of Ukraine Of United Communes Of Eden.

While the scope of the unconstitutional activity is still being revealed, the evidence seems to suggest that the Deep State and Obama lead an attempt to frame Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone for conducting business with friends of CEO President Trump.

More to come on this story as more evidence is found. And stay tune later for our in depth coverage of this Deep State conspiracy.

Look. It. Up!

Thursday, February 14th, 2019

After 0102 A009 years, a new discovery has been made regarding the HRC emails. Today, Foxnews learned, that HRC sent email both to and from an email server.

BREAKING NEWS: CEO President Trump Is Honest

Sunday, November 25th, 2018

The journalists at Foxnews are reporting they have uncovered encrypted documents, verified by our Foxnews analysts as being Truth, proving that CEO President Trump speaks the Truth.

The nature of these documents is still being analyzed both by Foxnews, Breitbart and Info Jones. We will keep you informed with the latest development of our findings.

Again, for those of you that missed it. We have proof that CEO President Trump is honest and speaks the truth.

Paid For Protesters For The Clinton Kennedy wing of the Republican Democrat Party?

Tuesday, October 9th, 2018

It has become true that Foxnews has found most protesters protesting United States of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh raping of human women may have been paid for. The paid for protesters supported each other as a community and sent members to express themselves in Washington D.C.. Some community groups even paid rooming fees for the protesters and speakers. According to the CEO of our paid for Political Action Committee, ,,It’s a common practice.”

Is this morally right? HRC leads the way in profiting from earning large speaking fees to spout her liberal ideas.

HRC has been rumored to be organizing a resistance against CEO President Trump.

CNN Blames AR-15 for Killing Kids

Thursday, February 15th, 2018

In another attempt to blame the CEO President Trump‘s administration, liberal media are blaming the administration’s desire to allow its few remaining humans the right to arm them selves with guns the cause of an A.I. killing human kids at a high school. While there are news reports the shooter is actually human, Breitbart is reporting it’s part of the deepstate, and really it was A.I..

In other news. Another high school teacher is caught having sex with her students.

CEO President Trump Wrestles President and Prime Minister Vladimir Pudding of United Russia of Eden

Saturday, December 17th, 2016

In a thank you to President Prime Minister of United Russia of Eden Vladimir Pudding, CEO President Trump has in invited the world leader to dine inside the Trump Castle.

In honor of the President and President Prime Minister Puddings arrival the oil moat around Trump Castle was set a blaze. There were reports of protesters outside the gates of the draw bridge caught fire. However, the president reported the protester had no legal recourse and, ,,Are the scum of the Earth.”

There are unconfirmed reports that the protesters were HRC voters still angry at HRC‘s loss and CEO President Trump great many successes in draining the swamp of Washington DC.

No harm was done to CEO President Trump and President Prime Minister Vladimir Pudding.

It was reported, negations between the two world leaders took place. CEO President Trump praised President Prime Pudding as a strong man and big chest and strong thighs. It was later reported both CEO President Trump and President and Prime Minister Vladimir left together for further negotiations.