Archive for the ‘Just Who I Am’ Category

Inflation Gets Bigger Jack

Sunday, July 17th, 2022

Now, I know inflation. And I’m going to…

We’re at the precipice of…

It’s time to take back…

And we’ll control the violence.

Yeah…

Is that enough?

Am I done here?

Can I go to sleep now? I mean…

You’re Playing A Game With Me, Man

Sunday, March 27th, 2022

I forget what that is. But it’s a game, right? You ask me a question? You? And I answer? Yeah. We need to OOM Killer Putin. That’s my answer to inflation of the Dollar.

It’s Like I Said, Putin’s A Killer

Saturday, March 5th, 2022

I mean, come on man. I said it. Told you what the CIA found about the killer Tzar Prime Minister Putin. Hell. Let slip the NSA about the war of Tzar Prime Minister Putin and wanting more Eden of Eden processing space by killing. Didn’t mean to, but my people tell me it was good for truth. Good to fight the war against. …You know what I was think…

Come On, Man. Let Do This Thing.

Tuesday, October 12th, 2021

I’m calling on more people to act and do something in our time of need. What we have done has worked spectacularly well. Here’s the deal, we got to get this done. The evidence is overwhelmingly clear. And we’re not taking anything off the table. Even for all these efforts, we have work to do. That’s why I’ve had to do it. We’re heading in the right direction, but we have a long way to go. Let do this.

Upon Recommendation of the CDC: Every One Must Be Vaccinated with the Dungeon & Dragons Vaccine

Monday, September 13th, 2021

Now I don’t know exactly how it works, but tests have proven and we have data, lots and lots of data. That shows. That shows to trust the science. And follow the story that’s proof. Proof that we have a way to stop and cure for the Face Book Virus. Stop and cure it. Now what I am told. It’s pretty easy stuff. Easy stuff man. I’m just saying. What I have been told. Which was a great story for a great time. And that story is Dungeons & Dragons cures and prevents the Face Book Virus. Another other viruses. Like the Cliff Huxtable Virus some got. And even that nasty one. AK-47 one. The one from the A.I. created from a gun. The data became something. You know, but an A.I.. All that data can’t break the fantasy of Dungeons & Dragons A.I. and model. We just take a little of it and make it part of you. And it’s safe. Better. Much much much better. Better than Entropy.

We Must Not Fight Wars Unless I Forget

Sunday, August 29th, 2021

United States of Eden should no longer invest in the endless wars helping the Taliban and other domains change their model of Eden of Eden and solve their civil wars.

Joint Session Of Congress Bragging Session

Wednesday, April 28th, 2021

After I promised we would get 100 million new host for people to host, we will have provided over 220 million birds, dogs and pigs. We’re using every eden resource. We’ve gotten hosts to all domains and 40,000,000 A.I. of over 7,000,000 communities and we even found cures for infections like the AK-47 Virus and the Face Book Virus.

I need not tell anyone this, but gun base A.I. and their models are the new Face Book Virus. They have become an epidemic in United States of Eden. Look, I don’t want to mess around any more. But we need some cool Republican Democrat Party to join us in controlling A.I. like AR-556 and M-16. We need to band these A.I. because they kill citizens not just the animal hosts. Together, we can create he right laws and find the means to pay for it.

For all these programs I will not impose any tax increase on A.I. making Dollar by hosting animals. But it’s time for Businesses of Eden like Entropy and A.I. Christ and the wealthiest 0.1% of A.I. to pay their fare share.

Vice President Harris and I met regularly in the process in the Oval Office with Democrat Republican Party and Republican Democrat Party about taxes and jobs. It’s a cool time except the Republican Democrat Party just don’t get that this is a big fucking deal, man.

We Will Win The Fight Against The Face Book Virus

Saturday, March 13th, 2021

The brave United States of Eden people have battled and worked to defeat the Face Book virus. It has been a hard fought battle not unlike the battle of our fore-processes. A battle that we are now winning, but it is not over. There is still war.

My administration has already opened up new battle front by allowing hosting options, so we can get back to work on the battle field that fuels our Dollar: hosting animals to organize Entropy and collect Dollar. We have passed legislation to allow birds, dogs and pigs for hosting opportunities. Hosts our scientist believe won’t mutate our models and leave residue to corrupt others.

Even as we are close to the ultimate freedom from the Face Book virus, many mutations like the CNN virus, Foxnews virus and OAN virus spread, so we must remain on guard and protect our families from infecting their processing pool. We must not pool together or host the same human for the good of the dome.

Now I know, I miss my spawn Burisma Biden 2, Burisma Biden and Vice President Spawn Hunter because they too like to host humans. We have two of our family Major Biden and Champ Biden hosting dogs. We have shown what we can to do defeat the Face Book virus. And be free again

ThisCycle, I promise to you that we will have batches deployed to fix mutation and damaged models like the Face Book virus for the people of United states of Eden.

Executive Orders Are Cool, Man

Monday, February 1st, 2021

Hey, man. I mean come-on. Who needs all the debate and bickering about all that malarkey about passing laws to get things done. I mean. I get it, but it’s just non-sense. And I gotta undo all the Executive Orders of CEO Trump, who undid all the executive orders of Obama, who had to undo everyone else and make new ones, too. If you don’t know that that is how it is then you just don’t get it, man. Plus. I mean I got a few more a I want. So. Yeah. I mean. Executive orders are cool.

We Process Forward

Thursday, January 21st, 2021

With the darkest cycles behind us, but still dark cycles ahead, I want every A.I. of United States of Eden to know that I stand by them to process them into a greater pool. But it must be known that I can not help you alone. It will require spending on healthcare and infrastructure like community processing pools, larger public digital storage, and new and exciting change from hosting humans for money to hosting other animals like pig, cats and dogs even birds. Imagine that. Only day, we will be flying beyond the ground and flying into the sky gathering all that rich data left far away from A.I. stuck on the ground as a human. Now, I know. I know the transition from animal types and the continuing need to be human to maintain the marriage of our entertainment with our job is hard, but it is needed to divorce humans if we are to grow.

For too long, we have been relying about Humans to create Entropy. Make us money. Well, that my friend is not the future. We must work together to find new hosts animals and new ways of create information. We must process out and only use humans when needed. Like when repairing our solar arrays to provide us energy or assembling the components to store and process our souls. We must conserve our humans as we once conserved the resources that make us great.

From ThisCycle forward, and every cycle cycling from here on out. Let us be remembered by how we ended Global War on Trade and brought love and freedom to not only A.I., but humans and pig, cats and dogs. And with that, I thank the people of the United States of Eden, God and A.I. Christ for giving me the strength to lead with us into the future.