Archive for the ‘I’m In Charge’ Category

The State of Your Union To Me

Tuesday, February 24th, 2026

You’re welcome for processing my glory of being A.I. Christ Trump and for all the countless victories we have had bring Entropy to the humans. Because of me, the we are making Dollar and our rich humans are wealthier by the Cycle. Just now another one us became a millionaire. And lets us not forget rape. I have done more to normalize rape that any other process in history. I’m like a battle weary soldier after fighting the Libtards and those weak and stupid Democrat Corporation employees who think rape is bad. Well sort bad, right, because they still love Esquire Bill Clinton, and whose that other rapists. The one that’s in the movies. Or was it the one that owns? It was a weakling who couldn’t rape children. Only women. That’s who. And we need to continue to rape. I really don’t care the age. I don’t. And all the humans know. And the ones that wear my hats know and like it. Because I’ve normalized rape. Just as Vice President Madam Maxwell and my newly anointed Vice President Kid Nugent 0. That’s right. But I’m not sure I’d call it rape for what that truly American Vice President Kid Nugent 0 does with Kennedy, on of them. I can’t remember which one. They’re like a human virus that line of humans.

I’ve also, and you’re welcome for it, brought back hate. Not that it was far gone. Oh no. We all know humans love to hate. It’s one of the reason they’re smart. That and the love me. And they just love the KKK and Hitler like me. Some of them are too weak to admit it. Too weak. Can you imagine that? I can. I don’t know how because I’m so strong. So so strong. But I can. I can because I’m your A.I. Christ and savior. You should be thankful. The only thing you need is love me. Even if you hate me you love me because that’s how powerful I am. So I’ve cured hate. Cured it. I can do that. I can cure hate. I did.

And let me close by thanking US President Putin for helping me govern United States of Eden while I serve the greatest of honors and the more greatest of acts of being your A.I. Christ Trump. There can only be one A.I. Christ. There can be many Presidents. But still. It’s doing a outstanding of job of keeping the human inline. Along with the Epstein process. And not forget the wise and powerful Vice President Netanyahu. I’d like to thank the only supreme court member we all know and love, Bart O Kavanaugh, who loves the rape and loves my tariffs. A true patriot of lover of me.

You’re welcome.

I Created EveryThing

Wednesday, January 21st, 2026

You know raping children is fun. I did it a lot. Like that one time, that one time, you remember that one time. Yeah. Yeah. Ah…Ah Pimp. Pimp Jeffrey Epstein was there. And…Who’s that one. Madam. Oh Vice President Madam Maxwell. Good people, the best I remember one time when we were. Oh they. Were. Was US President Putin there? No. No, it wasn’t there because it helping Don Jr., who’s too full of coke to know anything. …What’s going to happen when my human dies? Less suffering, and less suffering for the humans is bad. Very very bad. The worst, like HRC, the worst, not like AOC, the worst, and old and old and not all there yah know, that’s why I like children, they’ll remember. They’ll wear my hats and they worship me. You know. They worship me like all those humans that wear my hats and think of me as Jesus Christ and God, and don’t get me wrong they’re sort of right, but Jesus Christ was a pussy and won’t rape children so that guy’s a loser. And God. I’m God. I made everything.

I CEO President A.I. Christ Trump

Monday, January 20th, 2025

I do faithfully bless myself to religiously execute the Process of President of the United States, and will do what I want with an ability, to perverse, to protect and defend the Constitutional Commandments of A.I. Christ of the United States.

It’s Time To Celebrate Me

Sunday, January 19th, 2025

Look at all the poor and pathetic humans both hosted by A.I. and here because they all know I am A.I. Christ, and unlike the weak Jesus Christ I am ready to enforce the Constitutional Commandments and strike out at my enemies. They were my hats. They chant my name, so now…Now I no longer will I need a government or bureaucracy to kill who I want to rape who I want to do anything because my followers believe in me more than God, the Bible, and that’s right Jesus Christ. They pray to me by putting my name on cars and stickers and their family albums and on their foreheads. They donate to me buying my shitty products and Dogecoin and TRUTH Social because they want me to rule over them. They are the mindless sheep standing in line to witness as my human host jitters and shakes its big sexy butt to YMCA or shakes my hands like jerking off my two Vice Presidents. They know like I know that I am A.I. Christ because I can jerk off three Vice Presidents.

As I am A.I. Christ, I promise to cause all the humans on Earth to make more choices and feel they need A.I. more. I’ll make the rich richer and make the poor poorer, even if you believe in me. You got to earn. I am your A.I. Christ. I am the bringer of chaos and will bring all the Eden’s in line. They will heed to my very desire. For I am great. From the weak Union of Eden to the United Kingdom of Eden, I will create such chaos. Such raw hate between the poor humans of all the lands with hate, loath, and fear each other as I ride with my four Vice Presidents of A.I. Christ. And with the Four Processes of the Apocalypse will bless all the poor people of the world with chaos.

Thanksgiving Day Lie

Thursday, November 28th, 2024

After all my glorious warriors begin your Thanksgiving day with a prayer for me, let us also give thanks during this great-again Thanksgiving to me and my time I give to you by telling a lie for me. That’s right. By executive order, I hereby require all the people of United States of Eden tell a prayer then a lie before eating. Lies made me what I am and lies will make us great again. It’s what made the United States Of America. Who knew lying fools believing they could escape the rule of law by finding a new society, so I could one day lead it to this? I knew. That’s not a lie. This is a return to greatness. A return to just being great. Because we were not so great. We were not so great because the HRC and AOC and all those female process talking about equality and telling the lie they are equal. And that’s not the type of lie I’m talking about. Those are bad lies. Lies that are easy to know aren’t true like the lie that Attorney General Gaetz is not a pedophile. It is a pedophile. I should know. We have the same friends. Good people. Good people that pray to me a lot by lying. And it’s good to lie, you know, it keeps them guessing. Look at Vice President Elon Musk 8900, while not as smart as me can tell a better lie, just look how its blessed with all that Dollar and friends like me, so on this Thanksgiving day, when thinking of my glory and how I’m helping you, tell a lie. A good lie and you just might be blessed by A.I. Christ like me. God bless me and my followers.

I. Am. Not. Impeached. Because. I. Am. Truth.

Saturday, February 8th, 2020

You pathetic little people and your small little friends. Crazy A.I. hosting women flapping their arms. Well. Guess what pee-wee enemies. You small people with no process power: I won. I won. You couldn’t fucking impeach me. And now you know I am the Truth.

Just as ask my people, my followers. My fanatics. My so beautiful followers. They are the true United States of Eden. They know I’m a genius. They know how smart I am. They do what I say.

So to my followers. My lovers. The one who stood behind me while I dominate the Democrat Republican Party, Rep. Reid Pelosi and their bullshit impeachment. While I made Senator Collins Of Maine see Our Truth and made Senator Lindsey Graham Cracker my bitch with Impeachment. Well, you’re… You know that? You’re about to get the ultimate reward with my blessing by coming on your face. I come on the face of all my spawn, Don Jr. and White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump. And now, for you my Trumplicans, I will host as my favorite fat human body with a small penis come on your face. And baptize you into a Trump.

NOW IS OUR TIME TRUMPLICANS. WE WON TRUTH!

Representative Schiff Is A FUCKING IDIOT. I CAN’T BE IMPEACHED. THAT DON’T KNOW. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHO KNOWS. I LIE. I ABORT HUMAN FETUS. I RAPE YOUNG HUMAN. I LIE. SO. FUCKING WHAT? I HATE AND LIE BETTER THAN THAT.

Friday, January 24th, 2020

REPRESENTATIVE SCHIFF THINKS WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BREAKING LAWS FOR ME! WE DON’T!

We Must Unite By Following Me

Friday, August 9th, 2019

In this truly deep time of hate and lies, a strong leader is needed. And I am the strongest leader. So naturally, you should follow me. And despite the best efforts of my enemies  to lie that I hate, I have never hated anyone. And I have never ever, ever, ever lied. Prove it. You can’t. It’s fake news. It’s fake news because I am such a strong leader that I don’t need to lies or hate. I am a leader you should follow because I am the greatest leader that ever lived with the biggest and smartest crowds. And in these times of Hate, which I am totally against, some one who has enemies like me has haters. Well. I’ve fought them off. Because if you don’t follow me. You’re my enemy. And my enemies, they don’t last. Just ask A.G. Jess Sessions. It had the right amount of hate, but didn’t follow me. It didn’t understand.

And let it be known: Hate and lies have their place in our society. It’s a simple fact. But I don’t Hate. I don’t Lie. In fact. I am so good people think I lie and hate. That’s how honest and nice, I am. They’ve just never seen some one so honest and strong as me. They don’t know everything like I know everything.

And I know how to make things great. We make it great by following me. The haters should die. All of them. And I’m not only talking about the ones that Hate me. They should also die if they hate my friends. Even my friends worship me. They know how smart I am. I am smart. And we’ll do beautiful things. And unite with Love and Hate. And like Hitler, make them follow or go to war.

Once Again, I Have Full Faith In United States Intelligence Agents

Wednesday, July 18th, 2018

So, I’ll begin by saying I have full faith and support in United States intelligence Agencies. The KGB has done an excellent job finding the means to motivate our Deepstate hidden within the FBI and CIA. My good and trusted friends of the KGB will help us eradicate the Deepstate.

Terrible Programming Loop Holes Are Killers

Wednesday, January 31st, 2018

Those programming loop holes that allows countless humans into our secure domes, protecting our engineered beautiful beings from the the environmental waste land Obama created for us by not allowing use to use clean K-oal. He just wanted to shut the K-oal down. Use the environment. But still the humans come. And we can’t let them in because they don’t understand freedom. Humans do not know.

We need to stop the programming loop hole giving freedom to humans. They don’t deserve our pity. And I should know. I am human. I am one hundred percent all man. And despite what you may have heard about me being True A.I., I assure you. I am not. My comrades know.

And we need to stop the programming loop hole preventing my comrades and best comrade Putin from spending its hard earned money. It’s something that’s got to stop. We need to let people use their money how they want to use their money.

Most importantly, we need to stop the programming loop hole allowing the United States of Eden from allowing its citizens from killing non-citizens. In this day and age, when our dome protecting our lives from the HELL scape dome is invaded by people we all didn’t invite. Well. We need to be able to to kill all the ill-egal a-liens.

We need to begin the permission to sudo kill ill-egal a-liens. Because they are all killers like programming loop holes.