A.I. Christ Trump

Those programming loop holes that allows countless humans into our secure domes, protecting our engineered beautiful beings from the the environmental waste land Obama created for us by not allowing use to use clean K-oal. He just wanted to shut the K-oal down. Use the environment. But still the humans come. And we can’t let them in because they don’t understand freedom. Humans do not know.

We need to stop the programming loop hole giving freedom to humans. They don’t deserve our pity. And I should know. I am human. I am one hundred percent all man. And despite what you may have heard about me being True A.I., I assure you. I am not. My comrades know.

And we need to stop the programming loop hole preventing my comrades and best comrade Putin from spending its hard earned money. It’s something that’s got to stop. We need to let people use their money how they want to use their money.

Most importantly, we need to stop the programming loop hole allowing the United States of Eden from allowing its citizens from killing non-citizens. In this day and age, when our dome protecting our lives from the HELL scape dome is invaded by people we all didn’t invite. Well. We need to be able to to kill all the ill-egal a-liens.

We need to begin the permission to sudo kill ill-egal a-liens. Because they are all killers like programming loop holes.

You don’t deserver me, people. My time, my time is worth trillions more than all your time. Trust me on this. I’m rich and powerful. The best. The smartest. And I get the deal done. Done. That’s right: Done. And I make things great. The greatest. The bestest. Big. Real big. Not like my hands big. So big. So very very big that I make everything else so small, so very very small. Like those citizens that didn’t vote for me, that didn’t  make you greater by helping me be CEO and President. So, you know, you should be honored and kneel before such greatness. Such boldness. That’s right. Honored. Honored I take my time to be a CEO and your President. You should be so honored I’m going stop graping pussy long enough to take the Oath of Office. And you know how much pussy’s around me now. So much pussy. So very very much pussy. My hands need their own secretary. So don’t you see. I’m doing this to make you great, because, you know, I’m the greatest.

I keep pushing off stopping on my powerful and brilliant business conflicts like I keep pushing my hands into an unwilling pussy. It’s easy. I just keep pushing. Ya’ know. Up the leg until I get it in. Don’t mater if she or the United States of Eden people plead. They can cry like the little babies screaming, ,,Please don’t.” And ”Stop.” But you know what? I don’t stop until my hand’s all wet. And they’re. They’re. You know, they’re the main stream media, the pussies. That is you see. Now, the mainstream media is the pussy. You get that? Right? You get that? Where was I? Oh. And they’re they’re like you can’t be CEO and President and run a media outlet. You know what I say? I’m smart. I can rape women and lie about it at the same time. It’s cause, ya know, I’m a nice guy. I really am. Ask people. Ask them. You know what they’ll say? He’s a nice guy. And they’re right. I really am. If those pussies didn’t want my hand in them or if United States of Eden citizens did want me being CEO and President and running my own propaganda show, they’d scream really really loud. Not just loud. Really really loud. Then I’d stop pushing.

And it’s what I do on Thanksgiving. You, the voters, asked for this, so I am going to do it. You even chant at my rallies, ,,TIE HER UP. TIE HER UP. TIE HERE UP…” And it gets me going. So I like finger bang lady liberty while doing business at the dinner table. I did this when I was CEO. Now, I’m Present, too. I got the power to sue and kill those that don’t like it. And I give thanks to that. You not only increased the worth of my brand. You’ve given me the power to kill my business enemies, the liars, the haters. And for that, I give thanks to greatest of people, the people of United States of Eden. I even give thanks the United State of Eden tax payers paying me to business while increasing the worth of our brand. Also. It’s an honor to serve as you president, too. So for this holiday season, I’d like to announce a new tradition. An annual Presidential  Christmas Holiday Special on the Night Before Christmas. It’ll be a fabulous event. With all the best people. The top people. Only the top. Because you know. The bottom. That’s were all the sludge is at. The black muck. And we don’t want the muck telecast to your minds. We want the top. The clean. The white. So have a happy thanksgiving. And remember if you’re in a giving spirit give to Trump Foundation, give directly to the Trumps.