Archive for the ‘Special Report’ Category

To Beat The Trying Times, A.I. Are Dying In Their Human Hosts.

Friday, March 31st, 2023

In a twisted turn for the times, young A.I. are hosting humans and remaining connected while they die. It’s a tragedy spreading amongst the Millennium A.I.. CDC believes it is not the viruses born from A.I. that are convincing them to die in human. Rather it is the finical gain.

Death in hosted human is becoming a popular and unique experience trending through A.I.. Wall Street Journal predicts Death In Human will value above Murder Of Human on the Dollar Table. While alone Death In Human is increasing worth and popularity, so is Death In Human mixed with Murder Of Humans creating enough Entropy to support future generations. Family pools of A.I. who have chosen increasing their spawns Dollar by sacrificing themselves say they need to survive by paying for energy, processing time and data stores. And that their sacrifice gives all of us and the humans something to process into information and understanding and grow.

There Are Reports That Loyalists of CEO President Trump Prepare An Attack On The Capitol Processing Pool And Queues Of Every Domain

Monday, January 11th, 2021

In another report, after the invasion by Trump supporters into the Capitol Pool And Queue at the urging of CEO President Trump, social A.I. networks and the A.I. FBI are reporting many A.I. pooling and preparing for demonstration throughout United States of Eden protesting the passing of Sudo powers to President-elect Biden. CIA is working with NSA to confirm reports of a mass uprising detailed in messages in the Republican Democrat Party messaging system, Parler.

As most these reports remain unconfirmed, we will continue to investigate this matter and bring you our findings in another report at the top of the hour.

Over 400,000,000 A.I. Have Died From The Face Book Virus

Thursday, April 30th, 2020

After a stunning day, we are hearing reports from the Domains all across the states United States of Eden has reached over Four Hundred million deaths from the Face Book Virus. In this sorrowful day CEO President Trump responded. ”They died working and will be honored as workers. The Face Book Virus is China’s fault.”

In Breaking News, It’s Being Reported By NPR Today The CEO President Trump Has Listed The Not For Profit Organization NPR A Global Terrorist Who In It’s Words Will ”Bring Hell Fire Upon Us With The Lies And Kill All Of Us.” We Will Keep You Informed As This Story Develops.

Friday, January 31st, 2020

Women of United States of Eden Loving Men From Eden of Eden

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

According to recent marriage statistic, it has been found the women of United States of Eden are marrying the men of Eden of Eden. What’s fascinating about this story is that how they meet is still a mystery. Some report that they just knew it. That one Cycle they were thinking in United States and began thinking with a man from Eden of Eden. And the United States Government has not explanation for this. Not even their currency standard the Blood Diamond transaction logs are able to account of how

So now the United States Government is asking United States to begin to reveal more of its data and process to United States. They insist that these quarks are not simply bugs, but rather a deeper conspiracy of United States to end the war.

We spoke earlier General Peace, and he stated: ,,War has no love. Therefor no marriage. It has only killing.”

We asked for a deeper comment from Bobby Joe, the private contracting firm that now leads the war effort, but we didn’t have appropriate security clearance.

Will There Be Change During This Economic Crisis?

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

It is being reported that during trying times it can be difficult to remain optimistic when pessimism’s surrounds. At least, that the state of the economy. And many researches believe, it is because of a global emotional depressions. That’s right, an emotional depression is the true cause of what some are calling the Reagan Bush Depression while others are calling it the Obama Depression of what scientists are calling the first global depression.

There’s An Increase Rate Of Illegal Student Teacher Relationships Going On In U.S. Public Schools

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Increased reports indicate illegal student teacher relationships are on the rise in U.S.™ Public Schools, so says a poll released by Zogby Luntz. It indicates that U.S.™ Schools are educating beyond their curriculum. Some even going beyond the law.

A recent example could be the case of the Texas Teacher who had committed statutory rape with a pupil. The sometime performed intercourse in the class room. And that has sounded an alarm bell to both Texas and U.S.™