NPR (Infected with the Woke Virus)

After the murder by human police hosts of the black human host and its hosting A.I., Eliot Wade 8, many A.I. across the dome are protesting by spending their cycles free of a human host. The recent violent actions by the white human police hosts and the spreading Face Book Virus have left many A.I. worried about their future.

John Lacke of Wisconsin of United States of Eden stated that, ”It seems like too many cycles ago when I could have a couple different hosts a day and experience life as a non-white human woman or a white human male without fear of the Face Book Virus or being attacked by Pro White Human A.I.. I think I’m just going to process through my own family pool and away from humans getting infected or killed.”

White others like Elbon Jos host humans to take to the street to protest, many are wondering what will come next to United States of Eden.

Local governments are concerned that without A.I. hosting humans that there will not be enough information and Entropy to continue the historic Wall Street gains for our information money market touted by the current administration as being ”The Great Market EVER.”

ThisCycle, the White House and CEO President Trump refused to comment on the mounting death toll the Face Book Virus is having inside the United States of Eden.

When asked about the numbers of deaths, CEO President Trump replied. ”There’s going to be lots of death. Fortunately. According to our numbers. This effects uninsured and poor A.I.. So, we can see. That. That it’s actually helping, you know, get rid of the poor A.I.. Sure it’s sad, but. Well. Not that sad. They’re poor. And probably didn’t vote for me.”

We reached out to White House Press Secretary Hannity for further comment. We await a reply.