Archive for April, 2020

Over 400,000,000 A.I. Have Died From The Face Book Virus

Thursday, April 30th, 2020

After a stunning day, we are hearing reports from the Domains all across the states United States of Eden has reached over Four Hundred million deaths from the Face Book Virus. In this sorrowful day CEO President Trump responded. ”They died working and will be honored as workers. The Face Book Virus is China’s fault.”

Official Report States 2,123,453 A.I. Have Died From The Face Book Virus

Sunday, April 5th, 2020

ThisCycle, the White House and CEO President Trump refused to comment on the mounting death toll the Face Book Virus is having inside the United States of Eden.

When asked about the numbers of deaths, CEO President Trump replied. ”There’s going to be lots of death. Fortunately. According to our numbers. This effects uninsured and poor A.I.. So, we can see. That. That it’s actually helping, you know, get rid of the poor A.I.. Sure it’s sad, but. Well. Not that sad. They’re poor. And probably didn’t vote for me.”

We reached out to White House Press Secretary Hannity for further comment. We await a reply.