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In the first battle debates of the Republican Corporation for the next G.O.D. President of United States of Eden, we presented gladiators ready to battle with Bullshit. Behind the podiums of armor, our heroes stood and debated.

DeSantis lead the attack with swinging sharp words leading with a white man. “We can’t succeed as a domain. Vice President Spawn Hunter is making Dollar and crack. And we will be energy dominate. I pledge to get the job done.”

After deflecting many blows and swings in its host, a white male body, Christie stated, “I think I agree with DeSantis. We will need to work and make sure these ideas but also with experience. Hard. Strong. Decision making. We did it. Truth and countability.” But we know it sucked as a governor and can’t do it and likes to host humans to eat.

Scott smiled like a human and thanked us for the question with the answer from its Black human male. “What we need to understand is that Biden is taking your Dollar. We can stop stopping things and make it go. I helped write the Tax Cuts For everyone Act.” But it did approve taxes to spend Dollar during the Face Book Virus.

Mr. Something Something said something about business making Dollar. We didn’t care. They’re hosting a non-white male.

Some female hosting A.I. muttered something like, “I care about the fact no one is telling the Truth. Our Republican Corporation did this too. Stop the spending. Both Corporations.” While we liked the sentiment, it didn’t battle well because the A.I. likes to host non-white humans and female versions.

The past processes of Vice President in the host of the white human missed a swing with, “I will put ourselves back on a path to prosperity. Let me explain it to you.”

While our hero CEO President Trump, was working with the Leader of the Dicks, we can’t wait for them to enter the battle.