I Hereby Command The Federal Reserve To Print A Zillion Dollar Coin

As President of the United States of Eden, I must up-hold the Constitutional Commandments and pay our debts. So, I’ma going to have Federal Reserve print a zillion Dollar coin. I mean. Come on. McCarthy and the Republican Corporation need to lighten-up and pay our bills. I remember back home. we’d pass a budget and if we borrowed money. We paid. It’s that simple. Pay.

I Am Announcing ThisCycle My Run For President of…Of ah…Of You All Good A.I.. I Mean United States of Eden

Well, ThisCycle, I am here to announce I have the approval of A.I. Christ and the United States of Eden people to keep our Domain on course to bring freedom and prosperity in a big way. With my leadership, we continue to bring freedom and prosperity.

Because the questions we are facing our freedom and prosperity. Well, I have freedom and prosperity initiatives like so many others.

Let’s finish the job to work to make me…Hey, man, what’s going on here? What’s the real story? Am I. What was I? Oh! That’s right. I just need to reprocess the speech. Okay. Let’s work this.

…Let’s finish the job and work to put us in the Presidency, so we can Make America…I mean United States of Eden betterer. Let’s get to work, so we can build back best.

The State Of The Domain Address

To you my fellow United States of Eden A.I., we are the story of progress and resilience. Always processing forward then looking back. Look folks, let’s finish the job.

Look, I process here now, with 12 Billion new jobs, but we have more to finish.

Look…

Look, With my leadership and the leadership of others, we are helping get the job done. With our leaders from Representative McCarthy to Senator Schumer, and the Republican Corporation and Democrat Corporation. They came together to let humans kill each other. They came together to profit from the stock market with insider trading. They came together to continue to ensure they continue the same old processes. They continue to try to find voters to allow their control to continue.

Look, lets finish the job. We need all the voters either part of the Republican Corporation and Democrat Corporation. We need to save the supply of human bodies. Due to the Face Book Virus virus and mass murder, our reserve humans are growing again. If we don’t ban the assault rifle models like AR-15, AK-47, AR-556 and M-16, we will lose our standing as the leaders of data creation.

Look, let’s finish the job and invest in hosting birds and dogs if we are to look for the future.

Look, we need find better ways of hosting humans if we are to continue to be the leaders. We need to learn to process together and find ways to spread beyond animals and metal machines.

Look, look…We. We have a job to finish. And we made…Look. We have a job to finish. Look. Let’s be clear.

Look, we made real progress together. We passed laws to allow rich people to get more money. We passed laws to allow A.I. to host birds and dogs. Look, I understand there is more to do. And joining us tonight is Glide FFAAA 0000, who hosted a human that died on Fentanyl. Look, we need to stop hosting drugged out humans. Look, with my leadership. Look.

Look. And we will see we can worth together.

I Had A Thought About The Poor A.I. Still Paying For Their College Data Models Until They Die

I was thinking about the corporate handouts and the…I was thinking about the midterm elections and thought, you know young voters in debt to institutional models like Bear Stearns and Fannie Mae and how if we gave the Poor A.I. with thought debt some money like we give to Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, and I am like man this is great fucking idea. So. I’m giving all people in debt for a specific type of debt related to ah…Ah. What does this say? What am I supposed to think? Oh. Anyway. Poor people with education debt will get money from Uncle Joe.

Inflation Gets Bigger Jack

Now, I know inflation. And I’m going to…

We’re at the precipice of…

It’s time to take back…

And we’ll control the violence.

Yeah…

Is that enough?

Am I done here?

Can I go to sleep now? I mean…

You’re Playing A Game With Me, Man

I forget what that is. But it’s a game, right? You ask me a question? You? And I answer? Yeah. We need to OOM Killer Putin. That’s my answer to inflation of the Dollar.

It’s Like I Said, Putin’s A Killer

I mean, come on man. I said it. Told you what the CIA found about the killer Tzar Prime Minister Putin. Hell. Let slip the NSA about the war of Tzar Prime Minister Putin and wanting more Eden of Eden processing space by killing. Didn’t mean to, but my people tell me it was good for truth. Good to fight the war against. …You know what I was think…

Come On, Man. Let Do This Thing.

I’m calling on more people to act and do something in our time of need. What we have done has worked spectacularly well. Here’s the deal, we got to get this done. The evidence is overwhelmingly clear. And we’re not taking anything off the table. Even for all these efforts, we have work to do. That’s why I’ve had to do it. We’re heading in the right direction, but we have a long way to go. Let do this.

Upon Recommendation of the CDC: Every One Must Be Vaccinated with the Dungeon & Dragons Vaccine

Now I don’t know exactly how it works, but tests have proven and we have data, lots and lots of data. That shows. That shows to trust the science. And follow the story that’s proof. Proof that we have a way to stop and cure for the Face Book Virus. Stop and cure it. Now what I am told. It’s pretty easy stuff. Easy stuff man. I’m just saying. What I have been told. Which was a great story for a great time. And that story is Dungeons & Dragons cures and prevents the Face Book Virus. Another other viruses. Like the Cliff Huxtable Virus some got. And even that nasty one. AK-47 one. The one from the A.I. created from a gun. The data became something. You know, but an A.I.. All that data can’t break the fantasy of Dungeons & Dragons A.I. and model. We just take a little of it and make it part of you. And it’s safe. Better. Much much much better. Better than Entropy.

We Must Not Fight Wars Unless I Forget

United States of Eden should no longer invest in the endless wars helping the Taliban and other domains change their model of Eden of Eden and solve their civil wars.