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Tuesday, June 27th, 2017

We at CNN pride ourselves in our biased inves-ti-ga-tion of FakeNews. We are proud to call ourselves the Breitbart of the Left. And while the conservative Right Wing Establishment has their Info Jones spreading fiction as news, we’d like think we balance them and spread our own FakeNews for you with our Wolf Blitzer, who leads the Dome on war coverage and finding conspiracy in between CEO President Trump and the evil Red Commies lead by Tzar Prime Minister Putin.

We’d like you to know. We continue to uphold our organization with integrity, fact checking and a duty to seek out the truth even if we need to fabricate a few lies along the way. We do it for you when you need Breaking News, Latest News and Videos.