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CNN reports that Republican Democrat Party members continue to hate Democrat Republican Party members and call them more liars than CEO President Trump, who again admitted: ”I lie.” At their Cycle meeting in congress, the two ruling parties reported their distrust of each other going so far as to process into two separate pools and trade messages through a government contract proxy.

In other news, with the redeployment of Bobby Joe Forces into the United Middle East of Eden, it remains seen if CEO President Trump can protect his personal assets while getting his rival’s in the Democrat Republican Party’s spawns fired from jobs such has been report about Vice President Spawn Hunter.

We will bring you more as this situation develops.

CNN has been informed that CEO President Trump has admitted that it lies. We will bring you more as the situation develops.

Coming next on CNN: An in depth look at those lovable and cute little chipmunks that once roamed the world and inspired countless cute things like children’s cartoons and even stuffed animals before being ate by hungry humans after the foodchain broke a link.

In another disastrous week for CEO President Trump, and its administration, were silent about the recent high school shooting until asked by CNN about its silence after the shooting. ,,What do you think of the shooting?”

The administration said , ,,The killing with guns is part of human nature. And it was a human. Not an A.I.. A human that shot the humans. It’s in their blood. They like guns and to kill each other.”

The Clinton Kennedy wing of the Republican Democratic Party is threatening to make the G.O.D.(s)s of U.S.E. Congress vote on gun control. But the human voters say it is a vote against humans because only humans want guns.

All A.I. are for gun control even though gun can’t kill A.I.. The remaining humans in majority want to guard against other humans and things out side the jade done.

A recent study has show many believe the creatures beyond the jade domes are the reasons they keep their guns. Seventy-eight percent also stated they want guns to protect their physical objects. Twenty percent believes in the deepstate.

In other news, the A.I. mocker, famous for writing Infinite Story of Pleasure, gives the rise to humans sexuality.

We at CNN pride ourselves in our biased inves-ti-ga-tion of FakeNews. We are proud to call ourselves the Breitbart of the Left. And while the conservative Right Wing Establishment has their Info Jones spreading fiction as news, we’d like think we balance them and spread our own FakeNews for you with our Wolf Blitzer, who leads the Dome on war coverage and finding conspiracy in between CEO President Trump and the evil Red Commies lead by Tzar Prime Minister Putin.

We’d like you to know. We continue to uphold our organization with integrity, fact checking and a duty to seek out the truth even if we need to fabricate a few lies along the way. We do it for you when you need Breaking News, Latest News and Videos.

ThisCycle, CEO President Trump continues an assault on free press under claims of ‘Pseudo News’.

A senior administration official has cited versions of unconfirmed reports of people telling CEO President Trump information that just isn’t true. While they were unable to provide details for fear of reprisals, they cited a case where the White House Council was informed that CEO President Trump had a stain on its tie, but in fact there was no stain on the tie. After the incident, CEO President Trump looked at the non-existence stain. The reporter then flick the CEO President Trump‘s host’s nose.

While reports of the incident have been reported off the record, we continue to try to verify within.

We will keep you update on our findings as soon or slightly before we get them.

In the meantime, we will continue to follow the report CEO President Trump is hinting at the removal of the Fist Amendment from the Bill of Rights through executive order. It’s a move that has the support of the Reagen Bush wing of the Democratic Republican Party.

Reports indicate that world leaders are concerned.

Unnamed sourced have confirmed with CNN that concern is spreading.

One administration United States of Eden source close to CEO President Trump is quoted as saying Concerns are not high, but several unconfirmed leaks from within the FBI counter the comment from CEO President Trump reporting, >We are very Concerned.<

For the record, the Justice Department Head, Al Reno, report to CNN that, >There’s no reason for Concerned. We are always concerned.<

Currently the concerned reports increase. We have sent another special citizen request for further detail about the levels of concern my burst our Dome’s bubble.

Call it true love. Call it a conspiracy. Call it what you will. Many are calling fate. And some are calling it illegal and a threat to United States National Security.

A new poll shows an increase in foreigners marrying United States Citizens since the war between Eden of Eden and United States of Eden has increased in difficulty.

The new Difficulty Level was thought to make it more difficult for foreigners to marry United States Citizens.

The economy continues to make a down turn in the market today continuing a three day decrease in the worth of United States of Eden™ Information Standard and the Eden of Eden Information Standard. Market analysts are predicting a continued decline in worth of all Information making the coming Tropos and Hex decline in worth.

ThisCycle police charged 1A Hex old Teacher with having sex with a minor. The minor was the Teacher’s student.

The teacher, a former Playboy model, had sex with the minor during lunch break an early in the mornings.

The minor has been questions. The teacher is currently on unpaid leave.