Jerking-Off: The Next Hosting Human Trend Or Another Human Virus

We have been investigating a new trend for A.I. to earn Dollar while hosting humans. It’s called: Jerking-off.

It begins after an A.I. hosts a human heterosexual male then uses imagination of naked females and touch to excite the body’s penis to become stiff until a liquid, called semen, shoots from the tip of the penis leaving behind a sensation of relief and some say pleasure. But it also converts Entropy into information worth Dollar of its experience.

It has become a job among many A.I. seeking younger human hosts that are capable of Jerking-off many times a day increasing the amount of Dollar they can earn for the A.I.. Each act valued nearly the with worth of killing a human while hosting a human with either shooting a gun or by stomping on human heads.

Our special investigator reports that some hosted humans shout ”You got mail!” or ”Lets Go, Brandon,” over and over again like some cycling Turing machine.

Jerking-off is the top earner for the holiday season. It looks like Santa Claus is bring the jerking to Dollar.

Obey A.I. Christ.