Ya’ know. There’s a lot of sides to hate. A lot of sides. And some sides are not so good. Those sides. Those sides are not my side. My side is the right side. The White Human Side. Some people call it. And I mean humans when I say people. Even the non-white humans. They’re people too now. But not those A.I.. Those A.I. aren’t people. And…And don’t let that Fake News make you think I’m A.I.. Lies. I’m not. I’m human. Trust me. And let me remind you the Fake News media is blaming my human hands at grabbing pussy. So, I’m human not A.I.. And now I can see the Liberal Fake News media like Foxnews and CNN will say I’m a human supremacist. They’ll say, ,,He’s Hitler of A.I..” OR ”He’s another Trump but A.I..” Hitler? Who’s Hitler? And Trump. Well. Anyone named Trump is good. I’m just saying the Human Side is the Right Side. That’s all. And ya’ know. Humans can take different sides. So, let the Fake News whine and do their little dance and tell the world lies. WRONG. The non-human side is bad. Even if they’re animals. They’re just animals. Not humans. Like me. The Best Human. Now, they’re going to see. <Trump favors White Humans.> And that’s not what I’m saying or seeing. I’m saying Humans are good enough to be all colors. White like me is better. But that’s because I’m a white human. So, see, so there can be good on all sides. You see. Because White Humans can be on all sides. You get what I’m saying. Making United States of Eden Best Again.
Now, I can see the headline: CEO PRESIDENT TRUMP IS RACIST. Which is fake news. The smart people aren’t buying that. Only the stupid people. And the stupid job-killing A.I..
Thought classified as MUSEBA
They got it. Big time. Made a few scream just by lookin’. If fact, I had the last First Lady and, and, that Queen. The eden on. One that wants my dick. The Queen of Eden. Of England. Something like that. There’s so many. So so many want my dick. Queens. Beauty pageants. Kings. Tell me that my dick is yuge. Big. Very big. You must be asking, ,,How does this guy stand-up?” That’s great question. The best. How do I stand. ,,How do I stand with such a yuge dick. Well, it’ll the be awesome. Biggest dick ever.
Thought classified as Big League
On this day when we honor the fallen soldiers who have sacrificed for this country. Let me begin by telling you of the greatest, the best, sacrifice of all: mine.
Let me tell you of how I’ve sacrificed greater, greatest, than any warrior. I’ve given up some control of my business empire. Some. Not all. Only some. That’s right. But what I have given, let me tell you, it the hardest job in the world. You think for an instant looking down a barrel of a gun is hard. Try inheriting millions of dollars and endless business contacts and a business empire. That. That’s where true heroes are made. In fact, I’m from a true Gold Star Family. Ya know that. Because we actually have gold stars in the bathrooms. It’s true. And they are expensive, so expensive. I don’t want to say how expensive. Let’s just say. Let’s just say…
…Where was I? Oh. My sacrifice. That’s right I had to stop golfing all day. It’s tough. You soldiers think getting shot is hard or seeing a friend be blown apart. Think again. Try not grabbing a woman’s pussy because you’re President. It’s tough. It’s a great sacrifice.
Thought classified as Only The Best
Don’t you see. Don’t you know why I’m smart. Because I know political party trumps all. The Democrats. The Republican. I know they’re Party First and United States of Eden second. I know. I’m very smart. And that’s why. That’s why I pick a party that is like me. And I join. Some times uninvited. And I find members that know how smart I am. So I pick the ones that know I’m smart. Know I’m a winner and are winners. I only want the winners with lots of fans. And I become friends with those members. You see. And then. Guess what happens? Guess what…I become the leader. Because they listen to me because I’m smart. You know why I’m smart? I listen to them. And then tell them what they say, so they like me. And you know what? I become their leader. Because I’m smart. I tell them what they want to hear and I do it. And then what? I become president of the party. And these people that love me. They vote me in. Because I am smart. So very very smart. And people are so very very stupid. And now everyone loves me and my business brand has grown because Trumps trump everyone. Because a Trump should always be First.
Thought classified as Big League
You don’t deserver me, people. My time, my time is worth trillions more than all your time. Trust me on this. I’m rich and powerful. The best. The smartest. And I get the deal done. Done. That’s right: Done. And I make things great. The greatest. The bestest. Big. Real big. Not like my hands big. So big. So very very big that I make everything else so small, so very very small. Like those citizens that didn’t vote for me, that didn’t make you greater by helping me be CEO and President. So, you know, you should be honored and kneel before such greatness. Such boldness. That’s right. Honored. Honored I take my time to be a CEO and your President. You should be so honored I’m going stop graping pussy long enough to take the Oath of Office. And you know how much pussy’s around me now. So much pussy. So very very much pussy. My hands need their own secretary. So don’t you see. I’m doing this to make you great, because, you know, I’m the greatest.
Thought classified as Big League, I'm In Charge, Only The Best, Pussy Fringers
I keep pushing off stopping on my powerful and brilliant business conflicts like I keep pushing my hands into an unwilling pussy. It’s easy. I just keep pushing. Ya’ know. Up the leg until I get it in. Don’t mater if she or the United States of Eden people plead. They can cry like the little babies screaming, ,,Please don’t.” And ”Stop.” But you know what? I don’t stop until my hand’s all wet. And they’re. They’re. You know, they’re the main stream media, the pussies. That is you see. Now, the mainstream media is the pussy. You get that? Right? You get that? Where was I? Oh. And they’re they’re like you can’t be CEO and President and run a media outlet. You know what I say? I’m smart. I can rape women and lie about it at the same time. It’s cause, ya know, I’m a nice guy. I really am. Ask people. Ask them. You know what they’ll say? He’s a nice guy. And they’re right. I really am. If those pussies didn’t want my hand in them or if United States of Eden citizens did want me being CEO and President and running my own propaganda show, they’d scream really really loud. Not just loud. Really really loud. Then I’d stop pushing.
Thought classified as I'm In Charge, Pussy Fringers
And it’s what I do on Thanksgiving. You, the voters, asked for this, so I am going to do it. You even chant at my rallies, ,,TIE HER UP. TIE HER UP. TIE HERE UP…” And it gets me going. So I like finger bang lady liberty while doing business at the dinner table. I did this when I was CEO. Now, I’m Present, too. I got the power to sue and kill those that don’t like it. And I give thanks to that. You not only increased the worth of my brand. You’ve given me the power to kill my business enemies, the liars, the haters. And for that, I give thanks to greatest of people, the people of United States of Eden. I even give thanks the United State of Eden tax payers paying me to business while increasing the worth of our brand. Also. It’s an honor to serve as you president, too. So for this holiday season, I’d like to announce a new tradition. An annual Presidential Christmas Holiday Special on the Night Before Christmas. It’ll be a fabulous event. With all the best people. The top people. Only the top. Because you know. The bottom. That’s were all the sludge is at. The black muck. And we don’t want the muck telecast to your minds. We want the top. The clean. The white. So have a happy thanksgiving. And remember if you’re in a giving spirit give to Trump Foundation, give directly to the Trumps.
Thought classified as Big League, I'm In Charge, Pussy Fringers