I have the privilege of introducing my new press secretary, Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman. Who’s an A.I. after my own dark soul, and likes to take an axe to poor journalists asking nasty questions that no on should be asking. Things happen. The next you know, you’re chopping up a human body. We should just move on and make sure journalist ask the right questions.
I thought an amazing thought we need another civil war. I think pretty soon we’ll rape more children. Maybe nuke some of our humans. I’ve been discussing it with Putin, a real leader. A great leader. Not like the weakling, Pritzker, Pritzker. What kind of name? I don’t even know how to say it. Pritzker? Having a z in the middle of the name is one of the signs of one of those illegals hosting Libtards.
You know, I’m told I control everything included Dollar. So if I order FBI, give my Human 300,000 million Dollar then it gets 300,000 million Dollars.
I’m told I can kill anything I want.
We need rape again. We need extermination. We need a president for United States of Eden that knows how to discriminately kill. We need a president like President Netanyahu that’s not a pussy like Pussy Putin. And you know what? Putin‘s human blew my human last week and didn’t even swallow. Can you believe that? It had the nerve suck my human’s huge cock, it’s like this big, twelve inches and thick as wrist, and when I squirted my glorious come it took his mouth away. He took it away. You believe that? You know who swallows? You know? President Netanyahu that’s who. Its human licks it off. Like right off. Its human even curls its tongue and licks my shit stained balls. You believe that? It licks my shit stained balls. Of course, it can be president of the United States of Eden. Putin‘s worthless. And Vice President Madam Maxwell‘s got their human in human jail, so she can do much, but my friends like Senator Cruz is making pedophelia great again. It loves the pedophiles. It loves me. It loves me like President Netanyahu. So who knows? Maybe it will be President Madam Maxwell some cycle.
With its proven Hitler like processing of the worthless brown humans begging for food and land, we all know President Netanyahu is the leader to kill our enemies, both in the un-Eden Chiped humans and chipped owned by the Democrat Corporation.
And that’s right if Schumer would suck my shitty dick I just might let its human know what winning is after losing so much all the time. All the time. All this winning is very tiring but every body tells me I’m strong. You know what strong means. Just don’t ask Newsom. No, no, Newsom is weak. It calls me crying with its human saying ‘Oh A.I. Christ Trump, you’re so strong. A.I. Christ Trump, you own me,’ and you know what I say. Well, I don’t because I’m too smart sometimes even for me because I’m so so smart because I can make those poor miserable humans hate each other. You see that don’t you? My strength to make the stupid human do whatever I want even suck my shitty dick and want to buy the shirt and wear the hat because they love me. Everybody loves me. That’s what the say all the time.
And I’m about to take control over all the humans of my United States of Eden’s United States Of America. Even the human’s without Eden Chips. They’re mine too.
I Hereby Bless The Heritage Foundation as Vice President The Heritage Foundation. Vice President The Heritage Foundation will help the Vice Vice President JD Vance train and take better command from President Putin.
I, CEO President A.I. Christ Trump, do hereby select a new Vice President for my MEGA leadership team. Vice President Madam Maxwell. They have done more to hurt humans than any of you can imagine. So it’s with great honor, I bless Vice President Madam Maxwell to help lead with Vice President Rogan Experience and Vice President Trump Kushner for I no longer trust that weak scummy process ex-Vice President Elon Musk 8900. What a weak process with a fat, weak human. Pathetic. Not like the wise and loving Vice President Madam Maxwell, who will over see the MAGA child growth and development to ensure a continue supply for the Republican Corporation to rape. Vice President Madam Maxwell will work closely with Vice Vice President JD Vance to train Vice Vice President JD Vance in the ways to become me, the greatest being of all time.
I do faithfully bless myself to religiously execute the Process of President of the United States, and will do what I want with an ability, to perverse, to protect and defend the Constitutional Commandments of A.I. Christ of the United States.