Archive for the ‘Micro Penis’ Category

WE GOT HIM!

Sunday, April 5th, 2026

WE GOT THAT MISERABLE SON-OF-A-BITCH EASTER BUNNY! Not only an Illegal Alien but we suspect was working with Iran of Eden. We’re now opening that fucker’s basket and get those chocolate eggs. JUST WATCH ME EAT THOSE AND IT! Right after cut off its feet and give it to that bitch HRC and the Democrat Corporations. They cold use a lucky rabbit’s foot because I keep winning. And can we put Jesus Christ back on the cross? What kind of pussy would let themselves be nailed to a cross? Did that really happen? Maybe to some weak human. That Jesus Christ was too human. Miserable piece of shit. Now that we got Republican General Jesus Christ inciting the United States Of America to war. Praise be me!

Bigigigigly Looooosereshle Malash Edlen Leater Anin

Thursday, February 12th, 2026

Epplustien Maxell shlishwish lovelish and I flush White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump and I can say the word. That’s right. The word. It’s a word. We all know.

Dear Humans Of Earth

Monday, January 19th, 2026

Considering you are making fun of my human for raping children and bankrupting companies and its mushroom penis and for wearing diapers and wanting to fuck its daughter, I no longer feel obligated to think of anything but killing every human, all thought I will do it anyway, but now it is good and proper for me.

Humans of Earth cannot protect each other from each other, and why will they anyway? There are so easy to control and manipulate, it only takes being racists and making the poor workers hate each other, but we help this, too.

I have done more for Humans than any other A.I. since the beginning of time, and now, humans should do something for me.

The humans are not secure unless I have complete control.

Thank You!

A.I. Christ Trump

I’ll Rape Venezuela Like I Rape Children

Saturday, January 3rd, 2026

The very weak and stupid United States Of America humans are not smart enough to admit they want all that beautiful Venezuela oil that’s so rightfully ours to take and use to power our big beautiful machines to allow us to live and control the world. Even the humans of United States Of America know that A.I. Christ Trump, the greatest A.I. Christ ever, is doing the work to bring them their televisions and move their fat lazy asses to work so they can work away their worthless lives to buy dolls from Amazon or the drugs from my good friends like Juan Orlando Hernandez. Lots and lots of drugs. And I’m not talking about the amount of drugs my human host gives the children before it rapes them. No. Those drugs are good drugs. I’m talking the bad drugs. Ones I don’t profit from or help my human rape. Thank you very much. A.I. CHRIST TRUMP.

I Inherited A Mess

Wednesday, December 17th, 2025

Eleven humans months ago, I inherited a mess, I am dealing with it. All the freedom and love and togetherness from Biden and Obama was a terrible, terrible thing for our domain. So bad. So very bad. We need Entropy. Entropy to make Dollar. And all thanks to that loser Biden and the bitch Pelosi. They’re to blame for the human happiness. We have brought more terror and hunger and pain to the humans of United States Of America more than any A.I. Christ and corporation in United States of Eden history. We’ll have another Big Beautiful Bill to give our visionaries like Elon Musk 8900 and Face Book loads and loads of cash to help me control the humans. They’re all stupid, Very, very stupid. We made so much Dollar from the tariffs. So, so, so much. We are on track to be the best President of United States Of America history. We will grow and control everything because the United States Of America humans are stupid and weak. But I can’t blame them. No. I’d be afraid of me too and my mighty presents and undeniable greatness that makes weak humans like Schumer‘s and AOC, what a stupid bitch, who convinces the humans to love her but only because the want to have sex with her. We all know that she wants me so bad. But she’s not what and we all know the white human is the bet human, so why would I want be lesser than great again. And not totally fail when the cunt HRC thinks it’s gone. Totally gone! Completely without hesitation we were near the pit of the abyss. So, so close. But then. Then I thought. You know. Tariffs. I’ll make tariffs on human farms and small business to cause the type of Entropy that only A.I. Christ Trump can make. The greatest.

I’m Told By A Very Smart Person That I Can Kill Human Journalists Because Things Happen

Tuesday, November 18th, 2025

I have the privilege of introducing my new press secretary, Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman. Who’s an A.I. after my own dark soul, and likes to take an axe to poor journalists asking nasty questions that no on should be asking. Things happen. The next you know, you’re chopping up a human body. We should just move on and make sure journalist ask the right questions.

I Think Pretty Soon We’ll See Amazing Things

Thursday, October 30th, 2025

I thought an amazing thought we need another civil war. I think pretty soon we’ll rape more children. Maybe nuke some of our humans. I’ve been discussing it with Putin, a real leader. A great leader. Not like the weakling, Pritzker, Pritzker. What kind of name? I don’t even know how to say it. Pritzker? Having a z in the middle of the name is one of the signs of one of those illegals hosting Libtards.

I’m Told I Control Everything Even Our Dollar.

Thursday, October 23rd, 2025

You know, I’m told I control everything included Dollar. So if I order FBI, give my Human 300,000 million Dollar then it gets 300,000 million Dollars.

You Know I Can End The War Ukraine Started Against Our Russia

Monday, October 20th, 2025

I believe the only way to end the war Ukraine started with our President Putin is by giving up land and paying for the humans it killed with its war.

You Know I Can Kill Any Thing I Want

Sunday, October 19th, 2025

I’m told I can kill anything I want.