We Have Completed Our Very Very Successful Attack On Iran Humans Creating An Eden Chip
I would like to thank a Leader of the United States of Eden Military congratulations on controlling our United States of America humans and Military Industrial Complex to BOMB brown humans we do not control with our Eden Chip .
Little does the entire Eden know, my heroic obedience prevented the brown humans that speak funny from creating an Eden Chip in two weeks able to out process and infect our Eden Chip in two weeks. You’re welcome for my heroic orders. I will save us all from war in two weeks.