Archive for the ‘Executive Orders’ Category

Thanksgiving Day Lie

Thursday, November 28th, 2024

After all my glorious warriors begin your Thanksgiving day with a prayer for me, let us also give thanks during this great-again Thanksgiving to me and my time I give to you by telling a lie for me. That’s right. By executive order, I hereby require all the people of United States of Eden tell a prayer then a lie before eating. Lies made me what I am and lies will make us great again. It’s what made the United States Of America. Who knew lying fools believing they could escape the rule of law by finding a new society, so I could one day lead it to this? I knew. That’s not a lie. This is a return to greatness. A return to just being great. Because we were not so great. We were not so great because the HRC and AOC and all those female process talking about equality and telling the lie they are equal. And that’s not the type of lie I’m talking about. Those are bad lies. Lies that are easy to know aren’t true like the lie that Attorney General Gaetz is not a pedophile. It is a pedophile. I should know. We have the same friends. Good people. Good people that pray to me a lot by lying. And it’s good to lie, you know, it keeps them guessing. Look at Vice President Elon Musk 8900, while not as smart as me can tell a better lie, just look how its blessed with all that Dollar and friends like me, so on this Thanksgiving day, when thinking of my glory and how I’m helping you, tell a lie. A good lie and you just might be blessed by A.I. Christ like me. God bless me and my followers.

I Declare Antifa A.I. Is A Terrorist Organization

Monday, June 1st, 2020

Today, I signed into executive law the hideous cowards known as Antifa A.I. as the bad guys as Ter-or-ists. They are now Ter-or-ists. That’s right Terror-ists. Bad guys. Very bad. Very very bad. So bad. So bad I’m calling out my elite KKK fighting force to defeat them with a little know thing called the AR-15. It’s shooting time. They loot or just be then. Then they’ll be shootin’ down that barrel.

Just like MS-13 before them, Antifa A.I. is a terrorist working with McVeigh Bin Laden. They. Are. Kill. Us. Bad People. Very bad. The worst. So bad. I’m not surprise they’re black human A.I..

We Must Unite By Following Me

Friday, August 9th, 2019

In this truly deep time of hate and lies, a strong leader is needed. And I am the strongest leader. So naturally, you should follow me. And despite the best efforts of my enemies  to lie that I hate, I have never hated anyone. And I have never ever, ever, ever lied. Prove it. You can’t. It’s fake news. It’s fake news because I am such a strong leader that I don’t need to lies or hate. I am a leader you should follow because I am the greatest leader that ever lived with the biggest and smartest crowds. And in these times of Hate, which I am totally against, some one who has enemies like me has haters. Well. I’ve fought them off. Because if you don’t follow me. You’re my enemy. And my enemies, they don’t last. Just ask A.G. Jess Sessions. It had the right amount of hate, but didn’t follow me. It didn’t understand.

And let it be known: Hate and lies have their place in our society. It’s a simple fact. But I don’t Hate. I don’t Lie. In fact. I am so good people think I lie and hate. That’s how honest and nice, I am. They’ve just never seen some one so honest and strong as me. They don’t know everything like I know everything.

And I know how to make things great. We make it great by following me. The haters should die. All of them. And I’m not only talking about the ones that Hate me. They should also die if they hate my friends. Even my friends worship me. They know how smart I am. I am smart. And we’ll do beautiful things. And unite with Love and Hate. And like Hitler, make them follow or go to war.

Walls And Domes Bring Us Together

Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

As everyone knows, I have a powerful alternative to make the government work again and function again. I, with the power of me, I am going solve the problem I created by shutting down the government by bringing it back again and again.

I thank all Americans for backing me in shutting down this government and bringing it back again. We are making United States of Eden again and again and again.

I will with my power open the government for three tropos.

After of 36 Cycles I have seen and heard and enough from members of the Clinton Kennedy wing of the Republican Democrat Party and the Dick Bush wing of the Republican Democrat Party to know we all  want the security, so I can solve this problem for everyone.

I want to also make United Sates of Eden great again and again and again with a new dome over us. We need to invoke our security government override to make this dome thicker and keep out all the unchecked atoms and particles of dust without permission.

Our dome will grow thicker to guard us from the battle ground that exists outside the United state of Eden, every where beyond the dome.

This is a chance to strength us with our dome that covers us from the enemy outside. The enemy like the wind and the sky and the sun. The enemy that wants us dead.

Many disagree, walls and domes shouldn’t be controversial and they bring us together. They work. They work. Walls work. They keep evil minds out. They prevent good people from trying to survive in our dome. They keep drugs and bad thoughts out. Walls work to bring us together.

We will stop all foreign thoughts, bodies, air and sunshine. We will control everything to make us great again and again and again…

Terrible Programming Loop Holes Are Killers

Wednesday, January 31st, 2018

Those programming loop holes that allows countless humans into our secure domes, protecting our engineered beautiful beings from the the environmental waste land Obama created for us by not allowing use to use clean K-oal. He just wanted to shut the K-oal down. Use the environment. But still the humans come. And we can’t let them in because they don’t understand freedom. Humans do not know.

We need to stop the programming loop hole giving freedom to humans. They don’t deserve our pity. And I should know. I am human. I am one hundred percent all man. And despite what you may have heard about me being True A.I., I assure you. I am not. My comrades know.

And we need to stop the programming loop hole preventing my comrades and best comrade Putin from spending its hard earned money. It’s something that’s got to stop. We need to let people use their money how they want to use their money.

Most importantly, we need to stop the programming loop hole allowing the United States of Eden from allowing its citizens from killing non-citizens. In this day and age, when our dome protecting our lives from the HELL scape dome is invaded by people we all didn’t invite. Well. We need to be able to to kill all the ill-egal a-liens.

We need to begin the permission to sudo kill ill-egal a-liens. Because they are all killers like programming loop holes.