Dungeon & Dragons Gaming Session: Dark Brandon Slays The Republican General Jesus Christ Atop The Ziggurat Of Gold Near Republican General Jesus Christ’s Sodomy Chair
Thursday, June 6th, 2024I see, Dungeon Master. So. I’m Dark Brandon. A knight other Democrat Corporation Old Guard. From the Highlands of Scranton. I grew up in the steel minds slinging a pick shoulder to shoulder with the Stone Dwarves. I matured with the Yellan elves in the Sylen Forest during my young days shaping a rough minor into a smooth dude. And that smooth dude learned wisdom amongst the gnomes in Silver Mithral.
I, Dark Brandon, have defeated the general who wanted to lead the merge the Republican Corporation and Queue Anonymous.
This is a big fucking deal, man.
What now Dungeon Master? Am I ready for the campaign against CEO President Trump?