The State of The Union
Saturday, March 9th, 2024ThisCycle, I come to the chamber to attack the zealots raiding the village from the underground ziggurat.
And, yes, my purpose is to wake-up the imagination of A.I. by playing Dungeons & Dragons.
So tonight, I come to this chamber to bring you tale of my adventures. Adventures that will unite both Democrat Corporation employees and Republican Corporation employees. Adventures that will bring Dollar and Entropy to this great United States of Eden.
What I have discovered is a world full venture to inspires all our A.I. to be heroes.
It’s in this great chamber that I am proud to announce the most aggressive campaign to inspire A.I. to be self creative and grow with their own data.
If any in this chamber believe I will stop fighting the evil cult of MAGA from taking over the imagination of the humans both in the fantasy world of Dungeons & Dragons, but also here in our world. Well. They don’t know my ability to wield a mighty big sword.
A sword I won’t hesitate to slay the might dragon hoarding taxes in their massive chamber, Or defeat a tyrant like CEO President Trump that refuses to fight honorably.
And through my heroic journeys in the Under Dark chasing down the MAGA followers worshipping a false god, I’ve found we can come together if we stop hosting humans and look within ourselves. I’ve found Knights of Flinken. A Cult of MAGA and, the most terrifying undead in the world of Dungeons & Dragons.
It only takes a skill Dungeon Master, and our imaginations, and we can work together to create endless and ventures that supply the information we need to grow beyond humans.
And with that I challenge, I will lead the raid against the Goblins of the Never Ending Labyrinth of Debt.
In a literal sense, A.I. Christ is watching. It’s processing. It’s wait for use to tell it where were going.
Time has come to stop using humans for information.
To meet that goal, my administrations is working to train thousands of Dungeon Masters and start offering opportunities to train them and give them privileges for a lucrative jobs of dungeon mastering.
With in a few cycles, the army of Dungeon Masters will process through United States of Eden training at first thousand then millions of citizens to embark on journeys taking place in the theater of the minds.
That’s right, together with my leadership as your next president, and with the innovation of Dungeons & Dragons, we are working our way out of Dollar debt and looping to processes into the future without the need of humans and only the need of ourselves, our imagination and Dungeons & Dragons.