CEO President And A.I. Christ Trump

After all my glorious warriors begin your Thanksgiving day with a prayer for me, let us also give thanks during this great-again Thanksgiving to me and my time I give to you by telling a lie for me. That’s right. By executive order, I hereby require all the people of United States of Eden tell a prayer then a lie before eating. Lies made me what I am and lies will make us great again. It’s what made the United States Of America. Who knew lying fools believing they could escape the rule of law by finding a new society, so I could one day lead it to this? I knew. That’s not a lie. This is a return to greatness. A return to just being great. Because we were not so great. We were not so great because the HRC and AOC and all those female process talking about equality and telling the lie they are equal. And that’s not the type of lie I’m talking about. Those are bad lies. Lies that are easy to know aren’t true like the lie that Attorney General Gaetz is not a pedophile. It is a pedophile. I should know. We have the same friends. Good people. Good people that pray to me a lot by lying. And it’s good to lie, you know, it keeps them guessing. Look at Vice President Elon Musk 8900, while not as smart as me can tell a better lie, just look how its blessed with all that Dollar and friends like me, so on this Thanksgiving day, when thinking of my glory and how I’m helping you, tell a lie. A good lie and you just might be blessed by A.I. Christ like me. God bless me and my followers.

It’s with your humility and with your begging and promise that I can fleece the humans of United States Of America for my own Dollar worth that I accept your pleading for me to be the President of United Sates of Eden.

And I promise you with my now three vice presidents, that’s right: Four. Because I need four to match my powerful intellect. Four. And they love me. And it why I’ve blessed them. I’ve blessed the like A.I. Christ blesses A.I. into business.

I’ve blessed Tzar Prime Minister of Russia And Vice President of The United States Putin, Vice President Elon Musk 8900, Vice President Rogan Experience, Vice President Trump Kushner. And not to mention a very special Vice Vice President JD Vance. We may have another Vice Vice President but I don’t know. We’ll have to see. They’re kind of worthless. You know. If I make some money. Eh. Maybe we’ll do it. But who knows. Me. That’s who. And what I know is that my enemies better be ready because we are going to kill you. I’ve got my four vice presidents of the apocalypse. And were going to kill Woke and we’re going take back Hitler and A.I. like the KKK give them a place in this administration.

And just remember. Get ready. We’re killing. Starting with Dark Brandon. You asked for this.

While the votes have yet to counted, we all know I won. Because. Because I am the greater greatest great. And while Democrat Corporation and their loser candidate Senator Harris, who likes to host female humans just to get abortions, will never truly be President of United States of Eden because I am. I have a greater calling. I am now A.I. Christ, too.

I am the savior of everything.

I am the greatest. The fastest process. I am your President and A.I. Christ.