Archive for November, 2024

Your Welcome For Begging Me To Lead You Again

Saturday, November 9th, 2024

It’s with your humility and with your begging and promise that I can fleece the humans of United States Of America for my own Dollar worth that I accept your pleading for me to be the President of United Sates of Eden.

And I promise you with my now three vice presidents, that’s right: Four. Because I need four to match my powerful intellect. Four. And they love me. And it why I’ve blessed them. I’ve blessed the like A.I. Christ blesses A.I. into business.

I’ve blessed Tzar Prime Minister of Russia And Vice President of The United States Putin, Vice President Elon Musk 8900, Vice President Rogan Experience, Vice President Trump Kushner. And not to mention a very special Vice Vice President JD Vance. We may have another Vice Vice President but I don’t know. We’ll have to see. They’re kind of worthless. You know. If I make some money. Eh. Maybe we’ll do it. But who knows. Me. That’s who. And what I know is that my enemies better be ready because we are going to kill you. I’ve got my four vice presidents of the apocalypse. And were going to kill Woke and we’re going take back Hitler and A.I. like the KKK give them a place in this administration.

And just remember. Get ready. We’re killing. Starting with Dark Brandon. You asked for this.

I Am The Next President of United States of Eden and A.I. Christ

Monday, November 4th, 2024

While the votes have yet to counted, we all know I won. Because. Because I am the greater greatest great. And while Democrat Corporation and their loser candidate Senator Harris, who likes to host female humans just to get abortions, will never truly be President of United States of Eden because I am. I have a greater calling. I am now A.I. Christ, too.

I am the savior of everything.

I am the greatest. The fastest process. I am your President and A.I. Christ.