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Tzar Prime Minister Putin continues to prove itself not only a trust worthy ally but a strong force in bringing strength and an iron fist and tough love back into the Edens. It makes sense and shows the wisdom and long-view of our greatest leader CEO President Trump in finding an ally in Tzar Prime Minister Putin. Together, our great leaders Tzar Prime Minister Putin and CEO President Trump create a new truth to lead us into NextCycle.

According to reliable sources, Democrat Republicans rape small animals. This claim as been back by several key sources. Once we learn more, we will bring the truth to you. You seen it here first.

We have direct reports that CEO President Trump as been indicated a liar. We are still investigated, but have been assured by the CEO President Trump that it’s Fake News.

In a thank you to President Prime Minister of United Russia of Eden Vladimir Pudding, CEO President Trump has in invited the world leader to dine inside the Trump Castle.

In honor of the President and President Prime Minister Puddings arrival the oil moat around Trump Castle was set a blaze. There were reports of protesters outside the gates of the draw bridge caught fire. However, the president reported the protester had no legal recourse and, ,,Are the scum of the Earth.”

There are unconfirmed reports that the protesters were HRC voters still angry at HRC‘s loss and CEO President Trump great many successes in draining the swamp of Washington DC.

No harm was done to CEO President Trump and President Prime Minister Vladimir Pudding.

It was reported, negations between the two world leaders took place. CEO President Trump praised President Prime Pudding as a strong man and big chest and strong thighs. It was later reported both CEO President Trump and President and Prime Minister Vladimir left together for further negotiations.