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Dungeons and Dragons Gaming Session: The Final Boss Fight With Republican General Jesus on top of the MAGA pyramid and endowed with MEGA powers.

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024

Alright DM. So you’re saying that after I fought all those Republican Demons in the Endless Ziggurat Maze of Benghazi that I got to this top. And I’m standing before a dark red beast in a white robe and a cone hood.

Now, let me get this right. I’m in a bright red light. And correct me if I’m wrong that this beast right in front of me is dressed like one of the KKK calling itself Republican General Jesus Christ and that it wants to bash me with their KKK Crucifix Sword.

Huh. Okay. Well, I stand before this Republican General Jesus Christ and look them. Like really look at them. I say, “I’m Dark Brandon, Lord of the United States. And I’m a big fucking deal.”

I lift my longsword Freedom Blade. And look at the Republican General Jesus Christ. And I’m going to point at him and let my Dark Brandon eyes glow and say, “Look here, Mister. I’m the lord of the Undermoutain, too. And after this battle, you will be forgotten from these realms.”

I’ll swing my Freedom Blade.

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Where you stand the chants sound like tonal mumbles. The ziggurat doesn’t look like it is covered in moss, but you can’t see from this far. Do you want walk to the ziggurat to inspect? Or do something else?

Saturday, July 15th, 2023

This a heavy subject, DM. Oh boy. Well. I gotta do something, right? How about I just mosey on to the ziggurat thing and check it out. It’s kinda spooky, right, DM? That’s what I’m going to do. I’ll just go check this ziggurat thing out and climb to the top to show these chanters that I’m not messin’ around.

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A ten level white ziggurat stands on the stone floor of a massive cavern. Green flames burn around the template pillars high at its top. The flames illuminate the white surface and the glow is bright enough to reveal the jagged cavern ceiling. Below the ceiling, the moss covered ground slips under foot and spreads to the base of the ziggurat. Though the previous tunnels and caves breathed of stale rot, the air smells like flowers. In the silence of only your breath, you hear a chant.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2023

So let me get this straight, DM. The, a, pyramid, a ziggurat. Ok. Oh man. This is intense, DM. …This, this ziggurat thing is clean, but the ground dirty, mossy. Wow. That’s a big fuckin’ deal. Is this ziggurat thing like covered in moss? And what’s up with those chants, DM?

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