Let Me Get This Straight DM: There’s A Murder Lose In The Quagmire Maze Of The Undermountain And In That Ziggurat We Just Explored Where We Woke The Lone Wolf?
Thursday, December 28th, 2023Right, right. So…
And now there’s goblins screaming up this underground river where I think the The Lone Wolf went.
Huh?
Okay. Okay. Let me see here…
That’s creepy man. So let me check my backpack. I think, somewhere, deep down here. I have a magical stone that might help me hear what they’re saying. Because it’s so far. Oh, let me check. Like I’m safe to do this, right? No one is around?
And so DM, you’re saying that I can hear them now. With the stone. Did I tell you about how I got this stone? It was way back before most A.I. were born. I was leading a campaign against, oh, I don’t know. Someone. And they had me travel down this deep tunnel, and. And. Where was I? Oh! The goblins talking. I found the stone!
Okay, so I can hear them. That’s some serious shit.
And DM, you’re saying that they’re talking about bad things. This heavy man, they’re talking about murders and A.I. Christ. That can’t be good. Good for no one. We need peace. And we’re in the middle of a dungeon. Okay. Okay. Let’s see.
If these punk goblins are looking for trouble. Well. It’s time to have it find them.
I’m going to pull out my Heart Bringer long sword that’s a plus 3. And walk up the river. We got to take care of those goblins. Right now.
And so were walking up the river. Oh, it’s splashing. And we’ll get there.
Are you serious!
A zombie rises from the water.
I guess we got to roll initiative.