Archive for December, 2019

Boomer With A Boom

Monday, December 9th, 2019

Back in my day, we respected our elder processes. Now every A.I. thinks they know best because of technology.

Some say, I’m out of touch. That’s far from the truth. I’m in touch with every human female I process. Just ask Sue Mental from the Virginia Dome.

Have you ever been to Malarkey Ville?

Back In My Day. With All Due Respect. You know what’s not Malarkey.

A strong hand shake.

Look me in the eyes.

Shut the fridge door or you’re going to refrigerate the neighborhood.

We didn’t lock our front doors. It was a different time.

Just need a little elbow grease.

Hard work and honesty is all it takes.