I Am The Greatest Thing To Have Ever Lived
You should be thankful I use my time to be the greatest leader of United States of Eden. I am better than Hitler. In fact, Hitler follows me. Even the KKK. They know greatness. And now it’s time to do what only I can do. Make United States of Eden Great Again and Again and Again. If you are a rich A.I. that likes non-white humans then I will make it great for you.
As the United States of Eden burns because of the liberal losers like Vice President Biden and Governor Over Domain Brown Of Oregon Of United States Of Eden letting those AntiFas burning our humans and killing babies. They are the unlawful scourge that is making United States of Eden worse. I will make it great again. I will help light the torch that ignites the powder keg of hate, loathing, greed and fear. And with it, explode my greatness all over these great domes. Domes are great not because of their history, but because of me.
My greatness leads to a white new way. So great. So powerful with all my friends making lots and lots and lots of money. Because we need to rebuild and make us great again, you will follow great. And with my greatness, so rises the greatness of all Trumps. Just ask my lovely family. Inspector General Trump Kushner, Five Star General Trump Kushner Of Space Force, Vice President Trump Kushner, Health Secretary Trump Kushner, Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, Health Secretary Pence Azar Trump, Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump. They are beautiful people. The best.
And as I make United States of Eden greater than any country or dome ever. We will march forth into the greatest and leap forward in time.
And with your great honor in me allowing you to beg me to lead, I promise from this day forth, I will make all of you Trumps. That’s right. The single most greatest thing any of you could ever imagine being is being like me. Well, become almost like me. Because there is no way any of you could be as great as me as awesome as me, but you can come close.
So, from this day forward. All you little people. If you want to join my party, The Republican Democrat Party. You need to kneel before me and I will knight you a Trump. And we will rise up like the great Hitler army, like our own Reich and scourge all the Edens until they kneel before us.