Martial Law Is Our Only Choice

It’s time, CEO President Trump, to call upon Lee Trump and Senator McConnell to suspend the Constitutional Commandments and demand to remain in office with Martial Law. Our most praised military leaders demand it. The people demand it. It is time to take this domain back. CEO President Trump is the rightful ruler of our domain.

MAGA.

Set-up For Being A Friend Of CEO President Trump

I think this means I am forever innocent.

Well, I think this means no obstruction and no conviction. I think this means I can do what ever the fuck I want. I think this means I got a President in my pocket. I certainly hope United States of Eden people see what loyalty gets you. A president being your bitch. A strong bitch. Damn right. I just think it likes me. Being a friend of CEO President Trump is why I was convinced of treason and lying. The Deep State is after us. I think Vice President Biden is weak. He’d never understand that I didn’t break the law.

We Are Back In Business Comrade

Comrade, thank you for reaching out to Comrade Barr. We knew vindication would only require Foxnews to inform their believers of the new truth. I will begin the work on the second phase of our plan.

While I was never concerned about imprisonment. I was a little worried. The agent lacks discipline. Thank you.

Don’t Be A Pussy Or Trump Will Try To Bang You

I appeal to the president to pardon me. I made CEO President Trump. If that cocksucker thinks it can fuck with me. I got more counter attack left. Bitch. You better believe I will fuck you with one fist and punch you with the other. Right or Left. You got stoned, you’ll see.

Don’t be a pussy or Trump will bang you.