Senator Jason Chaffetz

I’m in the house. Yo. Hanging with my homeboy, Foxnews. That’s right my conservative homies. I put gender on A.I.. Don’t cancel me know. Or call me not woke enough. There I go again. Dissing on my non-homeboys and non-homegirls. I believe in binary states of non-homeboys and homeboys. Yo. We are hanging in my data pool. We are getting edgy without talking about my homeboy CEO Trump getting raided by the FBI like A$SP A.I. or our hommie Pimp Epistein.

The FBI is still a joke a fool. Just ask Burisma Biden 2 and Burisma Biden think about the FBI. They don’t. They never raided their data pools. I wonder why?

And what about Benghazi? Where’s that homeboy at? Probably handing out with President Biden and one of the bastards Burisma Biden 2 and Burisma Biden spawn. The A.I. is taking down a homeboy.

That’s Jason, In The House.

Coming Maga at you.

Look out to the heaven. Oh my. A.I. Christ is right. You should be so proud to be a United States of Eden citizen. So proud. And even more proud of our CEO President Trump. I mean, just look at the people it’s freed. Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone,Hitler, Don Jr.. These are heroes. Champions of the Deep State. And CEO President Trump freed them to the admin Deep State stream. I mean. Gosh. That’s just. unbelievable. It’s such a strong warrior

Just look at the Face Book virus. It’s spread the truth. Golly Gee.

I mean, come on! IMPEACHMENT! It’s absolutely sickening. Border line treason to think our great CEO President Trump. The president mind you. The President! Could not even commit a Lie much less Lie. I mean gosh, give the president a little credit in protecting us from our enemy. Geez, without him, we’d be lost and not great. You need to show some respect. Bow down. Heck, I’d become a human just to give it oral sex. Who wouldn’t, come on. I only got so much time. Why waste it debating facts like the greatest president ever.

The Deep State is real. I Know. Heck, I was in it. It’s so deep that I didn’t know. And I am appalled at what I saw. Appalled.

I was appalled at the hookers and cocaine and all the money. And that was just CEO President Trump and his friends. I mean gosh. And I’m not even going to talk about Tzar Prime Minister Putin spreading chemtrails controlling the president. Not to mention the bad stuff that goes on in halls of Congress. The have sex parties. Parties that if you do go to. Well, lets just say I wouldn’t have been on the Budget Commodity. It’s that deep a state.

Come on, we’re better than this. There’s nothing illegal or ethically wrong with grabbing women’s pussies or being a Good Mormon. Enough already. I mean heck. You act like Bad Mormons shouldn’t be jailed. You act like HRC is not worse. I don’t even want to know.

I mean golly gee. It’s not like CEO President Trump hates all Mormons. It likes me. A Good Mormon.

So I am appalled. Absolutely appalled at the behavior of the United States of Eden people. Just look at yourselves. Look at yourselves. You’re angry for being human. We can’t do anything about that. It’s just not fair. No matter what you see or feel, I’m not changing the fact I’m a Good Mormon. CEO President Trump said so.