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President Common Joe Biden Plays Dungeons & Dragons

Tuesday, July 25th, 2023

Some call Dungeons & Dragons strange, others call Dungeons & Dragons a hobby, but most agree, it’s strange to see a President play Dungeons & Dragons so much. Some are concerned Dungeons & Dragons is causing the president‘s human to go insane. We’ve reach out to the its Dungeon Master, who was quoted saying, “It’s not your turn.”

We will update our reporting once we learn near information.

CEO Trump Makes Us Its Bitch

Tuesday, May 16th, 2023

CEO Trump and its allies finally proved to United States Of America and United States of Eden that we are its bitch. From Attorney General Barr Nunes declaring CEO Trump is unable to break laws to Manhattan District Attorney Bragg changing but failing to prove corruption, CEO Trump proves its given love maybe greater than the Queue Anonymous loving A.I. WWG1WGA.

None of this love is unexpected given the loving praise offered by news A.I. like Russia Today and Foxnews.

Considering we are in an endless cycle of electioneering, CEO Trump shows its fanatics that it is an endless process unlike President Biden or DeSantis.

The humans love CEO Trump as it spreads the fear and hate of A.I. Christ much like hates humans spread in the name of Jesus Christ.

Only time will tell who will be the new leader of United States of Eden.

Republican Democrat Party Inspires Followers To Kill

Tuesday, November 1st, 2022

We need to talk about what is at steak in these elections and violence of politicians. To say that Republican Democrat Corporation is fucking crazy, is like calling water a little wet. If you haven’t noticed, they’re fucking crazy. Rep. Greene calls for the murder of others. Or like CEO Trump asking to kill its enemies. Not to mention them including Hitler into their party. Don’t let them fool you. They mean to kill their political opponents. It’s not a joke. It’s not hyperbole. It’s real.

A Corporate Conspiracy To Promote Stomping Human Heads Find Corporate Donors Earning From The Action

Friday, December 31st, 2021

According to a new report, head stomping in a human host is worth more than masturbation or shooting people. There’s also questions about how much head stomping is worth due the amount of production costs for head stomp promoters like Travis Scott 0001. We have eyewitness that earned little for their head stomping after the Travis Scott 0001 production took their share for organizing the head stomping. ”It’s like a pyramid scam that I need to be a part of,” said Mad Money Jim Cramer after promoting the idea head stomping is worth more than shooting.

Love it or hate it: Head stomping is here to stay.

Depleting Resources To Find Missing White Human Woman AAAB 0003 4EED

Sunday, September 26th, 2021

The Washington Post reports the memory consumed searching for Missing White Human Woman AAAB 0003 4EED depletes local funding for housing and education.

Crazed CEO President Trump Followers Insurrection Into The Capitol Processing Pool Seeking

Saturday, January 9th, 2021

The far-right A.I. lead by CEO President Trump attacked the nations capital process pool and queue today. It hasn’t been since Hitler have we seen such a crazed mob lead by a lunatic attack a government institution.

Many in the Capital Procoess Pool and Queue are concerned about the future of United States of Eden.

We’ll keep you informed on developments of this still developing story.

Why Does CEO President Trump Have The Face Book Virus?

Monday, October 5th, 2020

We have reported evidence that suggests to confirm CEO President Trump has been infected by the Face Book Virus. However, there remains many skeptical as to the truth not only behind its diagnosis, but the distraction it has provided to shield the CEO President Trump from its love of the KKK, Proud Boys A.I. and not paying its taxes. While we believe the CEO President Trump‘s overall health makes it more likely to suffer sever effects from the Face Book virus as shown with its most recent public post, we wonder to what advantage it will bring CEO President Trump and its followers.

Truth Warrior Schiff Fights The Lies of CEO President Trump

Monday, October 21st, 2019

CEO President Trump has processed to new lows ThisCycle segregating humans that don’t allow it to posses and control their body. Several insiders report there have been mass killings of humans unwilling to allow CEO President Trump access to their bodies. While killing humans by United States of Eden A.I. is not illegal, as quoted by Kaleb Valerie, ”Killing humans is killing ourselves.”

In an effort to stop CEO President Trump from killing humans and hording all the processing cycles for its family, congress must act and Representative Schiff leads with truth. And it much complete the impeachment to the rightful, obvious conclusion: Impeach and purge CEO President Trunp as our Governor Over Domain. It is not up to the challenge.